Overheard Around The Dungeon In The American Embassy

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Bugs Bunny: “So what are you in for this time, Doc?”
Dennis: “Well I accidentally smuggled a box of uninspected meat and a crate containing some sort of alien monster into the country.”

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Dennis: “Then when they opened the crate the monster grabbed Bob the Pyromaniac Builder and my meat box and pulled them both inside.”
Guard: “I’ve got orders for a medical release for a ‘Dennis the Vizsla Dog’. Which one of you is that?”
Vermin: “HISSS! Oh that’s me. Woof woof. Ok bye.”

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Dennis: “Then Bob’s dynamite went off and the crate exploded.”
Guard: “All right, come on then. We’ve got a special medical transport set up to take you back home.”
Vermin: “HISSS! Sweet! Woof woof! Ok bye.”

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Bugs Bunny: “Wow, Doc, that’s a crazy story even for you! So they locked you up because of the alien? Or the explosion? Or what?”
Dennis: “No, they locked me up for unpaid parking tickets and operating a Magic Flying Coaster in defiance of the laws of physics.”
Guard: “Don’t you want to say goodbye to your friend there?”
Vermin: “HISSS! Oh he’s not my friend. He’s a cranky possum who likes to pretend he’s a dog.”

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Dennis: “Hey, where did Vermin go?”

One transatlantic flight later …

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Vermin: “HISSS! Hello everyone! It is I, Dennis the dog in the medical bubble, back from my adventures in … Hey, what are those little black and white things?”
Mouse: “Those would be cats, ‘Dennis’. Real ones.”
Spicoli: “Dude, have you lost weight?”
Poet Smurf: “Dog in a bubble. / Inflated by its own farts? / I don’t want to know.”
Producer Smurf: “Oh for smurf’s sake! The poetry slam is over! You lost! Smurf yourself and your haikus back to the village already!”

11 thoughts on “Overheard Around The Dungeon In The American Embassy

  1. joandstella says:

    Is Bugs in for a Life Sentence? You hardly ever see him wandering about unshakled these days. Looks like the same thing could happen to Dennis! Dennis better pay attention when someone comes to the door. Your pal Stella

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  2. dorysbackyard says:

    Hmmmmm, I wonder if those kitties can figure out a way to get the REAL Dennis out of jail!!
    Smileys!
    Bilbo, Jakey & Arty

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  3. Sorry I have been by recently. My human is busy introing a new book,, so hogs the computer. Never been in a foriegn jail, but I’ve been up close and personal with a lot of rotten farts!

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