Overheard Around The House And Elsewhere

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Vermin: “HISSS! I don’t know why they brought in these kittens when there’s already a perfectly good grey and white cat hanging around.”
Mouse: “But, ‘Dennis’, I don’t see a grey and white ‘cat’ anywhere. Do you?”
Charlee: “A talking field mouse. / A smelly dog-headed thing. / It’s like a freak show.”

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Vermin: “HISSS! Me! I am talking about me! I am the grey and white cat!”
Mouse: “Really? You’re a grey and white cat? Aren’t you Dennis the Dog?”
Poet Smurf: “There once was a small talking cat / Who hung around wearing a hat. / She heard a mouse speaking / And then started freaking / And said like pot to kettle, ‘You’re black.'”
Charlee: “‘Black’ doesn’t rhyme with ‘cat’ or ‘hat’.”
Producer Smurf: “AHHH! Stop smurfing in haiku and limericks!”
Chaplin: “I wonder if I could climb those drapes, and what I would find when I got to the top …”

Meanwhile …

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Vermin (over Skype): “HISSS! Nasty mouse! You know I am not Dennis the Dog! I just disguised myself as him to carry out a series of heists while he was off being stupid as usual!”
Mouse (over Skype): “Really? I am so shocked. I would never have guessed that. Could you explain that to me again? Louder? Here, talk into this microphone so I can hear you better …”
Charlee (over Skype): “Two smurfs, megaphone / and scroll. More annoying one? / Let’s call it equal.”
Mr. Nibbles: “You see? Mr. Dennis was framed.”
Dennis: “Does this mean I’m off the hook?”
Spicoli: “Dude, ‘off the hook’ doesn’t even begin to describe you.”

13 Comments on “Overheard Around The House And Elsewhere

  1. Off the hook. Off the chain. Off the rails. Off your rocker. It’s all good. And fun. And unique. And isn’t that all that matters, D?

    Love and licks,
    Cupcake

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  2. Off the hook??? Dennis always seems to be just about ready to get off the hook, and then you get caught again:)

    Woos – Misty and Lightning

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  3. Holly and I so wish we khould help with your feline invasion –

    They maybe khute now – khyttens all all – but they will bekhome KHATS!

    Hugz&Khysses,
    Khyra&Holly
    PeeEssWoo: And beyond all that green grass is MCDONALDS!!!

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