Back To The Sofa

Mouse: “Well, Dennis, I hope this latest fiasco has taught you a little something about your get-rich-quick schemes.”
Dennis : “It sure has! Next time, I’m going to be the one wearing a disguise!”
Mouse: “That’s not exactly the lesson I had in mind.”


Mr. Nibbles: “Well the important thing is that we got Mr. Dennis out of prison.”
Mouse: “Again.”
Spicoli: “Dude, what’s that thing on your wrist?”
Dennis: “Oh they gave that to me when I left the dungeon. I think it’s a FitBit.”


Mouse: “This isn’t a FitBit, Dennis. It’s a GPS ankle monitor.”
Dennis: “Oh that’s good! That means I won’t ever get lost, right?”
Producer Smurf: “All you do is smurf from the bed to the sofa and back to the bed. How are you going to get lost doing that?”
Spicoli: “Dude, I get lost all the time doing things like that.”

Spicoli: “In fact, I’m not even sure where I am right now.”
Poet Smurf: “Stoner dog is here, / but lost. Metaphor for life? / Or just too much weed?”
Producer Smurf: “GAH! If I smurf one more haiku out of you, you’ll be smurfing my megaphone as a hat!”
Mouse: “It’s not to keep you from getting lost. It’s so the court can keep track of your whereabouts.”
Dennis: “Aww, it’s awfully nice of them to want to make sure I don’t wind up in some canyon again.”
Mouse: “That isn’t why they’re doing it, Dennis!”


Mr. Nibbles: “Now, Mr. Dennis, your mama and dada would never let you get lost in a canyon again. Just like they wouldn’t let the kittens end up back on the street.”
Dennis: “Ha ha ha, that’s for ― wait, what?”


Dennis: “KITTENS?!?!?!?!”
Spicoli: “Dude, they’ve been sitting there this whole time.”
Poet Smurf: “Unobservant dog / Fails to spot cats in bowlers, / Needs to get nose checked.”
Producer Smurf: “That does it! One horn hat, coming up!”
Vermin: “HISSS! Why can’t I cuddle too? We are all three of us cats.”
Chaplin: “Charlee, that smelly wannabe ‘cat’ thing is still there.”
Charlee: “Just keep ignoring it, Chaplin. Maybe it will go away.”

Dada’s Note: As of 6/3/2017, the Hipster Kittens are both officially adopted!

17 thoughts on “Back To The Sofa

  1. Dude! There are cats! Cats on your couch! (Mom is going on about “Flames! Flames on my car!!!” and then following it up with “It’s over the ocean to Scranton, Pennsylvania?!?” We think she has definitely lost her mind…) But, seriously, cats! You are SO brave!

    *kissey face*
    -Fiona and Daisy the Bandersnatch


    1. hello collies its dennis the vizsla dog oh hay it duz not that long i meen of korse evrything in the pikchers happend for reels absolootly the way it apeerz on the blog!!! totaly!!! then dada spends a kuple of owrs on satterdays setting up the posts for me i do not no why it tayks him a a kuple of owrs to post totaly unalterd pikchers he is just slow i gess!!! ok bye


  2. Dennis, how long do you have to wear that ankle bracelet? You better get it off before you get into another mess. But don’t file it off!

    Happy for Charlee and Chaplin! Now they are family members. Uh … you aren’t going to let Dennis influence them, are you?


  3. Woot Woot for Charlie and Chaplin!!!

    Remember Dennis…kittens equal treats…but kittens aren’t treats!
    Really…we think..maybe


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