Month: July 2017

happy maybe probly eleventeenth birthday to me!!!

hello nice reederz its dennis the vizsla dog hay wel it is the twenny forth of julie agin and that meens it is a happy maybe probly eleventeenth birthday to me chek it owt!!!

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Overheard Around The House

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Producer Smurf: “So you’re back? Did the Humane Society smurf you your poetic license?”
Dennis: “No, it turns out they don’t have poetic licenses there. They suggested the library.”

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Point/Counter Point

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Dennis: “Hello there! My name is Dennis the human person and I am here with my guinea pig/St. Bernard mix, which is my human person pet.”
Mouse: “Mr. Nibbles, why are you going along with this when you know it’s going to be a fiasco?”
Mr. Nibbles: “It’s part of a project to help Mr. Dennis get over his fear of strange dogs.”

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