Greetings, quivering civilians! I know you haven’t heard from me, Saya the Mighty, in a long time. That is because I have been very busy keeping northern California free of vampires, squirrels, and their pointy-toothed ilk. But once in a while I like to have a little fun, while still keeping myself in practice, say, by trying to beat out the competition to catch a ball when it bounces off the roof. See if I don’t!
Three vizslas. One roof. One ball. Was there ever any question that Saya the Mighty would be the one to catch the ball? DO YOU EVEN NEED TO ASK?
As you can see I am still having a grand time up here with my mother and my sister and playing with my other sister and the other dogs who come to visit us here to play games that I always win, because I am Saya the Mighty and they aren’t. But do you know what we don’t have here? Do you know? Dennis, can you guess? WE DON’T HAVE CATS. Dennis! You do know that you’re not a cat, right? RIGHT???
Well, to each his own. It seems like that one cat and that other thing that looks like a skunk are more Dennis’s speed than a monster-hunting vizsla puppy such as myself. Enjoy your kitty neck massages, Dennis — I have vampire nests to clear out! Or maybe they’re gopher nests. THERE IS NO DIFFERENCE BETWEEN VAMPIRES AND GOPHERS!
This is Saya the Mighty, signing off until next time!