Overheard Around The House

dennis_poetic_license_return_1

Producer Smurf: “So you’re back? Did the Humane Society smurf you your poetic license?”
Dennis: “No, it turns out they don’t have poetic licenses there. They suggested the library.”

dennis_poetic_license_return_2

Dennis: “You sounded a little surprised that we’re back. Were you and Vermin taking bets on whether or not I would get arrested again?”
Producer Smurf: “Of course not.”
Mouse: “Mr. Nibbles, you can take your St. Bernard disguise off now.”
Mr. Nibbles: “I kind of like being a dog. They gave me biscuits at the Humane Society.”

dennis_poetic_license_return_3

Mr. Woofles: “It’s St. Bernard sized. I think they got it from Costco!”
Mouse: “Yum. Let me know how that tastes when you’re still eating it in 2019.”
Dennis: “Well I think I’m going to go lie down on the sofa. I’ve had a big day.”
Producer Smurf: “That’s a smurfy idea, Dennis. You go do that. Smurfy dreams!”

dennis_poetic_license_return_4

Spicoli: “Dudes! Help! Get these kittens off me!”
Mouse: “This is what happens when you raid the catnip, Spicoli.”
Producer Smurf: “You owe me fifty meal worms.”
Vermin: “HISSS! Stupid dog! I was sure he would get arrested again.”

8 thoughts on “Overheard Around The House

  1. Princess Leah says:

    Oh, does that mean the cake with the nail file in is nolonger needed Dennis?
    Loves and licky kisses
    Princess Leah xxx

    Like

Leave a Reply

Fill in your details below or click an icon to log in:

WordPress.com Logo

You are commenting using your WordPress.com account. Log Out / Change )

Twitter picture

You are commenting using your Twitter account. Log Out / Change )

Facebook photo

You are commenting using your Facebook account. Log Out / Change )

Google+ photo

You are commenting using your Google+ account. Log Out / Change )

Connecting to %s