hello nice reederz its dennis the vizsla dog hay wel it is the twenny forth of julie agin and that meens it is a happy maybe probly eleventeenth birthday to me chek it owt!!!
now of korse as menny of my nice reederz wil reemember i wuz fownd wandring in a kanyon with my too brothers and another dog wot wuz thawt to be my sister but wich mama and dada now beleev wuz my doggy mama more on that in a bit!!! ennyway i wuz in pritty ruff shayp by the time i wuz fownd inklooding having left most of my fur beehind in the kanyon along with my kooradj and most of my sanitee at leest akkording to dada!!! hay dada that is not nice!!! yoo try loozing this mutch wayt and this mutch fur and see how wel yoo kope!!!
ennyway i beeing a reskyew vizsla dog do not hav a birth sertifikat or ennything but dada did sum deetektiv wurk on the innerwebs and the wayback masheen wich i gess is ware web paydjes go after they kross the rainbo bridj and he diskoverd that a breeder in the areea ware i wuz fownd had passd away abowt a yeer erlier so he and mama formd the theery that i and my brothers wer frum that breederz last litter on julie twennyforth too thowsand and siks!!!
is that reely troo??? we do not no and the wurld wil never no for shoor!!! but mama and dada hav deesided to mayk the twennyforth of julie my birthday and that meens i wuz a littel over a yeer old wen they fosterd and adopted me!!!
i gess yoo cud say i never kwite got over my erly trawmas but with the help of tucker and trixie i setteld in and fownd the pak ware i belongd!!!
mama and dada think i had never eeven ben inside a howse for befor i always tried to eskayp frum the howse and hide beehind the garbadj kans nor had i ever had toys befor so i wuznt always shoor wot wuz a toy and wot wuz not a toy!!! but that didnt stop me frum trying to bring things to mama and dada to show them wot a gud boy i wuz!!! i had mad reetreever skilz!!!
sadly tucker and trixie ar gawn now and i beeing eleventeen yeerz old am the seenyor dog of the howse!!! i gess that mayks me the leeder of the pak and eeven tho the pak now konsists of me and too cats that is okay becuz the cats ar my frends too!!! or at leest wun of them is my frend and the other wun tolerayts me sort of how all of jerrys frends tolerated george in the faymus dokyoomentry sinefeld wot i think wuz a show abowt nuthing and also abowt geometry!!!
of korse yoo my nice reederz no i hav had a lot of helth challendjes over the yeerz wot with my brains and my hart and my hips all not wurking all that wel but rite now my biggest problem is my tummy mama and dada hav ben trying all kinds of diffrent medikayshuns and diets but i just do not reely want to eet verry mutch and hav ben loozing wayt for a wile now hay maybe i am just trying to keep my trim athleets figger mama and dada!!! like in theez pikchers wen i wuz a strapping three yeer old flyball star!!! akshun shots by agiledogs!!!
but i kan tel mama and dada ar konsernd abowt me becuz this weekend wen dadas cuzzins wer heer to vizzit with me and the hipsters and my mimmier and grandpa wot ar heer frum noo york they all had pizza and i akchooally finaly got sum pizza too!!! and al i had to do wuz not eet for a kuple of days and looze five pownds!!! i did not eeven hav to git reskyewd frum an eksploding manshun!!!
ennyway mama and dada ar stil trying to find the rite medikayshuns to mayk me feel better but maybe if i keep not eeting they wil put me on the ice kreem and pizza and steak diet!!! that wood be awsum!!! i no they ar gitting wurreed abowt how mutch longer it wil be befor i joyn tucker and trixie and trouble and pooh bear over the rainbo bridj i wil be verry happy to play with tucker and trixie agin and maybe i wil eeven mayk frends with trouble and pooh bear wen i see them nekst time but for now i am going to enjoy spending time with my mama and dada and the hipster kitties and mimmier and grandpa and vizzititng with my kuzzins and with yoo all of my nice frends and reederz!!! so happy maybe probly eleventeenth birthday to me!!!
i kannot garantee i wil keep kalm but i think i kan manadj to hav a happy eleventeenth birthday!!! ha ha ok bye