Dennis: “Hello! I was told that I might find poetic license here at the library.”
Spicoli: “Dude! They’re giving out cookies to the kids in the children’s section!”
Charlee: “Look, Chaplin. Fish.”
Chaplin: “I see them, Charlee.”
Dennis: “In what way would you like me to be more specific?”
Spicoli: “Wait here, dude. I’m going to go score us some of that. I’ll make Tucker proud.”
Charlee: “Fish.”
Chaplin: “Fish fish.”
Dennis: “So you say I can find poetic license in just about any of the books here? Great! I’ll just take a few home then.”
Charlee & Chaplin: “Fish fish fish fish fish fish fish fish fish fish fish fish fish.”
Mouse: “You know, for a couple of ‘hipster poet kitties’, it doesn’t take much to reduce you to drooling, incoherent obsessives.”
Dennis: “What do you mean I need a card? Like a credit card? I stole a few of Dada’s if you want one.”
Spicoli: “Man! The narcs just keep getting younger and younger!”
Charlee: “Look, Chaplin. A mouse.”
Chaplin: “Mouse mouse.”
Mouse: “Don’t even start with that!”
Later …
Spicoli: “Dude, I don’t think this is where you go to get a card to check out a book.”
Dennis: “But they said it was a card catalog. Catalogs are what you order things from, right?”
Charlee: “Any luck finding our poems in the card catalog, Chaplin?”
Chaplin: “Not yet. Do you think we would be under ‘C’ for ‘Cat’, ‘K’ for ‘Kitty’, or ‘H’ for ‘Hipster’?”
Mouse: “I’m pretty sure even the newest card down here is at least a decade older than you hipster kitties.”
The Oceanside Animals 
Best adventure we’ve seen at the library!
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that’s for sure, Brian & Joanne – haha – great post, Dennis 🙂
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Fish fish fish fish fish fish fish fish fish fish fish fish fish fish fish fish fish fish fish fish fish fish fish fish fish. Sounds good to me!
Be seeing you,
Midnight
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Card catalog…we haven’t heard those words in years. We do hope that Dennis finds out where to get a poetic license
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clever Jan 🙂
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I hope you don’t have to pass a test to get that poetic license Dennis!
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We don’t think any good is gonna come of this!
Your Pals,
Murphy & Stanley
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Uh oh….be very, very careful Dennis!!
xoxo
Jakey & Arty
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Mom says, OMG, do the libraries still have card catalogs???
Dennis, we can lend you our Mom’s card if you need one, she says it is good at lots of libraries.
Woos – Lightning and Misty
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There are cards and cards and cards and cards, D. This can turn pretty tricky…..
Love and licks,
Cupcake
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So that’s where the card catalog went. Hope you find what you’re looking for, Dennis, but we don’t think you can buy poetic license.
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Find any good mysteries? 🙂
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A Night at the Library…..
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Oh the Internet ate the comment. The Labradors think you might need to look in a dogalogue to find books Dennis. Also, have those kittens been watching too much Cat on Red Dwarf!?
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My co-worker is looking for a card catalog to file his collections of baseball cards I will send him here.
What up with the baby narcs? 😂
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