Faster Pussycat To The Library!

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Dennis: “Hello! I was told that I might find poetic license here at the library.”
Spicoli: “Dude! They’re giving out cookies to the kids in the children’s section!”
Charlee: “Look, Chaplin. Fish.”
Chaplin: “I see them, Charlee.”

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Dennis: “In what way would you like me to be more specific?”
Spicoli: “Wait here, dude. I’m going to go score us some of that. I’ll make Tucker proud.”
Charlee: “Fish.”
Chaplin: “Fish fish.”

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Dennis: “So you say I can find poetic license in just about any of the books here? Great! I’ll just take a few home then.”
Charlee & Chaplin: “Fish fish fish fish fish fish fish fish fish fish fish fish fish.”
Mouse: “You know, for a couple of ‘hipster poet kitties’, it doesn’t take much to reduce you to drooling, incoherent obsessives.”

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Dennis: “What do you mean I need a card? Like a credit card? I stole a few of Dada’s if you want one.”
Spicoli: “Man! The narcs just keep getting younger and younger!”
Charlee: “Look, Chaplin. A mouse.”
Chaplin: “Mouse mouse.”
Mouse: “Don’t even start with that!”

Later …

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Spicoli: “Dude, I don’t think this is where you go to get a card to check out a book.”
Dennis: “But they said it was a card catalog. Catalogs are what you order things from, right?”
Charlee: “Any luck finding our poems in the card catalog, Chaplin?”
Chaplin: “Not yet. Do you think we would be under ‘C’ for ‘Cat’, ‘K’ for ‘Kitty’, or ‘H’ for ‘Hipster’?”
Mouse: “I’m pretty sure even the newest card down here is at least a decade older than you hipster kitties.”

15 thoughts on “Faster Pussycat To The Library!

  1. Oh the Internet ate the comment. The Labradors think you might need to look in a dogalogue to find books Dennis. Also, have those kittens been watching too much Cat on Red Dwarf!?

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