Dennis: “Look, Spicoli! A poetic license! It was on the floor under the card catalog!”
Spicoli: “Wow, dude, you actually found one?”
Dennis: “Of course! I am a retrieving dog, you know.”
Mouse: “Can we go now? I have the feeling I’m being watched. And not just by Charlee.”
Charlee: “Mouse mouse.”
Vermin: “HISSS! Hey nasty dogs! The library is closing!”
Dennis: “Ooh, a shortcut with no spiders!”
Spicoli: “Dude, I’m not so sure about that …”
Vermin: “HISS! Why are you trying to avoid spiders?”
Mouse: “I don’t think this is the way we came in, Dennis.”
Soon …
Dennis: “Maybe we should stop and ask those people for directions.”
Everyone: “No!”
Vermin: “HISS! I’m just saying, spiders are delicious! You silly dogs are leaving so much protein on the table!
Frodo: “A little help?”
Dennis: “Did you guys hear someone asking for help?”
Everyone: “No!”
Vermin: “HISSS! Take that spider back there. I could eat that thing for a year.”
Mouse: “I still feel like we’re being watched.”
Gollum: “Mouse mouse. Gollum!”
Mouse: “Charlee, I told you … Wait, who said ‘Gollum’?”
Charlee: “I think it was that giant frog.”
Vermin: “HISS! Are any of you even listening to me?!”
Oh no… Dennis got himself in deep trouble here… And not Trouble the Kitty. I know this because when there’s Gollum, there’s issues about to happen. And, giant spiders are totally *not* dangerous. With fangs six feet long and probably one drop of venom could kill a humpback whale; yep, totally not dangerous.
~Grace
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That had to be one of the most crazy, convoluted, insane pieces of work I’ve seen in a long time. I only have one word to describe it – Fantastic! Keep up the good work.
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Spiders might be yummy, but I can say for sure butterflies are NOT. ….Um…. That’s what I’ve heard, anyway…
Love and licks,
Cupcake
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Spiders are eeeeeeeeek! to me! Let Vermin eat that spider! Then runnnnnnnnnnnnnnn!
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Hmmmm…how about retrieving some spider or mouse goulash?
Hugz&Khysses,
Khyra
PeeEssWoo: Pawesome observation on the smurfbaths!
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Ut oh Dennis. What have you gotten yourself into now?
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Vermin is trying go be the blog dietitian and no one is taking his advice on protein.
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Dang Dennis, I’ve been ignoring spiders, I didn’t know they were tasty!
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more soupr than
that wonder women 🙂
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Umm…Dennis, we think you should put the poetic license somewhere safe…things are about to go all wonky!
xoxo
Jakey & Arty
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That is a crazy world you live in Dennis!
Your Pals,
Murphy & Stanley
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Oh I don’t like spiders!!! I’m worried now Dennis, I is finking there could be trouble ahead…and behind…and beside you…Arghhhhh…
Loves an d licky kisses
Princess Leah xxx
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