Unfriendly Neighborhood Spiders, Man


Dennis: “Look, Spicoli! A poetic license! It was on the floor under the card catalog!”
Spicoli: “Wow, dude, you actually found one?”
Dennis: “Of course! I am a retrieving dog, you know.”
Mouse: “Can we go now? I have the feeling I’m being watched. And not just by Charlee.”
Charlee: “Mouse mouse.”
Vermin: “HISSS! Hey nasty dogs! The library is closing!”



Dennis: “Ooh, a shortcut with no spiders!”
Spicoli: “Dude, I’m not so sure about that …”
Vermin: “HISS! Why are you trying to avoid spiders?”
Mouse: “I don’t think this is the way we came in, Dennis.”

Soon …


Dennis: “Maybe we should stop and ask those people for directions.”
Everyone: “No!”
Vermin: “HISS! I’m just saying, spiders are delicious! You silly dogs are leaving so much protein on the table!



Frodo: “A little help?”
Dennis: “Did you guys hear someone asking for help?”
Everyone: “No!”
Vermin: “HISSS! Take that spider back there. I could eat that thing for a year.”



Mouse: “I still feel like we’re being watched.”
Gollum: “Mouse mouse. Gollum!”
Mouse: “Charlee, I told you … Wait, who said ‘Gollum’?”
Charlee: “I think it was that giant frog.”
Vermin: “HISS! Are any of you even listening to me?!”

12 thoughts on “Unfriendly Neighborhood Spiders, Man

  1. Oh no… Dennis got himself in deep trouble here… And not Trouble the Kitty. I know this because when there’s Gollum, there’s issues about to happen. And, giant spiders are totally *not* dangerous. With fangs six feet long and probably one drop of venom could kill a humpback whale; yep, totally not dangerous.


  2. Umm…Dennis, we think you should put the poetic license somewhere safe…things are about to go all wonky!
    Jakey & Arty


  3. Oh I don’t like spiders!!! I’m worried now Dennis, I is finking there could be trouble ahead…and behind…and beside you…Arghhhhh…
    Loves an d licky kisses
    Princess Leah xxx


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