Gollum: “Well now that we has collected our new Ray-Bans from the tricksy stoner dog, we thinks it’s time to has our snacky-snack mousie. Gollum!”
Dennis: “How many pairs of sunglasses do you carry around with you, Spicoli?”
Spicoli: “Oh, a dozen or so.”
Mouse: “Nice going, hipsters. Because of you, that freak thinks he gets to eat me.”
Charlee: “He totally cheated.”
Mouse: “Of course he did! How could you be naive enough to think he wouldn’t?”
Chaplin: “Well, we are just kittens …”
Mouse: “Trouble would never have let a pseudo-hipster get the better of her like this.”
Chaplin: “Trouble? Who is Trouble?”
Trouble: “You know, Gollum, I don’t think you’re a real hipster. No real hipster would be carrying around a pack of Gauloises for this long without lighting one up.”
Gollum: “Gollum! Nasty transparent cat! We are too a hipster! Just you watch us! Gollum!”
Gollum: “See, nasty cat? We smokes if we got ’em. Gollum!”
Spicoli: “Dude looks like Douglas MacArthur’s crazy grandfather …”
Just Then …
Library Cop: “No smoking in the library. Including in the sub-sub-sub-basement. You’ll have to come with me, sir.”
Gollum: “Noo! Gollum! Nasty library copses! Nasty transparent catses! We hates you! Gollum! We hates you all! Gollum!”
Trouble: “Let this be a lesson to you, hipsters. No matter what’s going on, the rules are what we cats say they are.”
Dennis: “Wow, Trouble, that was amazing! How did you know we needed help from beyond the Rainbow Bridge?”
Trouble: “Well I heard my name three times in a row, so I had to appear. Plus I couldn’t let that weirdo beat my kitty cousins.”
Spicoli: “Hey, Vermin, I think that Gollum dude went to the same speech coach you did.”
Vermin: “HISSS! Nasty stoner dog! I don’t talk anything like that Gollum! This is why I hate you all!”
The Oceanside Animals 
I gotta say, y’all look darn good in those shades!
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Is there another eclipse coming? Get the kitties some glasses! You, too, D! #retinaburns
Love and licks,
Cupcake
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Hey Dennis, how are you feeling? I couldn’t write ’cause Mama wasn’t home to type for me ’cause we had a BIIIG BAAAD hurricane that took our electricity away and Mama and Papa had to stay somewhere and we had to stay at home and guard the house! I am a good guard cat! Loud!
Meows and Squeaks,
Pyshka
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hello pyshka its dennis the vizsla dog hay i am glad that yoo wer aybel to gard the howse frum that nasty hurrikayn!!! i am dooing all rite i lost haff of the pownd and a haff that i gaynd bak but i am holding pritty steddy now at forty five pownds!!! ok bye
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So great to hear you have recovered, dear friend!
Meows and Squeaks,
Pyshka
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An happy end, again. Dennis, maybe you should rest for a while, so you could stay out of trouble for some hours.
Kosmo,
a cat in faraway Finland.
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So saying “Trouble” three times will bring Trouble back from the RB? Definitely Deus Ex Mach…er…Cattina
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Trouble saved the day! YAY!!! ❤
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This is kinda wild but we gotta support no smoking in the library. Now . . . where did we put our sunglasses . . . ?
Your Pals,
Murphy & Stanley
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Wow, it was really nice to see Trouble make an appearance. Those young kitties could learn a lot from Trouble:)
Woos – Lightning, Misty, and Timber
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Where can we get us some shades like that?
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Mom would preFUR Hoagie worship!
Hugz&Khysses,
Khyra
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Shades become you. NEVER give up your Ray Bans. . .
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Nice to know that Trixie is keep an eye on the Hipsters! Someone has to! 😉
*kissey face*
-Fiona, Crazy Daisy, and Lucy-Fur
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Go Trouble!!! Wait, Trouble doesn’t want anything in return right??? Be careful, Dennis!!
xoxo,
Jakey & Arty
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Trouble can come back if you say her name 3 times! Yoicks! Lets hope nobody gets past 2 or things might start ‘sploding again. Take good care of the little kid kats, Dennis, and yourself too. Cheers, Jo and Stella at the bridge
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