The Hipster Kitties
And their imaginary friends
The Anti-Ant League
Dennis: “Before we start today’s meeting, I would like to thank Spicoli for picking up donuts.”
Vermin: “HISSS! You say that like you think the stoner dog is going to share!”
Spicoli: “Of course I’ll share. You guys can split the toasted coconut one.”
Peoducer Smurf: “What’s this meeting all about, anyway, Dennis?”
Dennis: “Well, we need to do something about the ant problem. Its obviously more than Mama and Dada can handle on their own.”
Vermin: “HISSS! What are you talking about? Ants aren’t a problem. Ants are a nutritious snack!”
Mr. Nibbles: “Mr. Spicoli, I don’t see any toasted coconut donuts in this box.”
Spicoli: “Oh. I might have already accidentally eaten it.”
Dennis: “Okay, so, Vermin is offering to eat all the ants for us. That’s one plan.”
Vermin: “HISSS! I’m not offering anything of the sort! Not unless you can pay me for my time and effort!”
Dennis: “I also put an ad in Craigslist looking for an ant hunter.”
Producer Smurf: “‘Ant Hunter’ is not a profession, Dennis. I think you meant to say that you were smurfing for an ‘exterminator’.”
Dennis: “Why would I want to hire a Dalek to kill ants?”
Mr. Nibbles: “The box is moving on its own …”
Spicoli: “Hey, who is using the Force to steal my box of donuts? Is Tucker here?”
Mouse: “I’m pretty sure that’s the ants. Although Tucker is a good guess.”
Ants: “Why is this box suddenly so much heavier?!”
Chaplin: “Make some room in there for me, Charlee!”
Spicoli: “Ewww. Now all the donuts have cat hair on them.”
Dennis: “Anyway, once I get a few responses to the ad, we’ll have tryouts next week to see who gets the job of hunting down the ants.”
Producer Smurf: “Wait, you’re going to smurf tryouts? Why didn’t you say so? This smurfs like a can’t-miss reality TV show to me!”
Vermin: “HISSS! So I will be on TV if I try out for this stupid job? I’m totally in!”
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What are you saying, S? Donuts with furs on them can’t be eaten?? Somebody ought to tell my mom. Everything in our house has furs on it. Better furs than ants! Good luck.
Love and licks,
Cupcake
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😂
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A reality TV show…that’s the perfect solution to the ant problem, Bring on the survivors
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Dennis, I hope this time you stay out of problems, meening bigger than ants. You are a problem magnet, so be carefull. Good luck to you all!
Kosmo,
a cat in faraway Finland.
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Good luck with the ant hunt, Dennis! 😘
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You really upped the ante Dennis!
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Where are all the donuts going, Its all about food
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I’ve got a bad feeling about this….
xoxo,
Rosy
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Now I want some doughnuts! Good luck finding an ant hunter.
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eet fast befor
they walk away 🙂
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Well, we lost our appetite for donuts today. We hope you resolve the ant problem. Not much you can do about the cat hair on the donuts, though.
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Those cats are pretty sly – while you all worry about the ants, they devoured all the goods!!!
Woos – Lightning, Misty, and Timber
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OH Dennis… this is gonna be BAD… we are SURE of it. OK, Bye.
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Oh snorts with piggy laughter. Love this my dear friend!! Wait a minute did you mention Smurfs? They look so delectable…. snorts! XOXO – Bacon
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Buona serata e un saluto,silvia
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I want donuts now 🙂
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I have no aunts, and currently no ants. it’s hard to be anti-ant
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Psst – just wanted to let you know I’ve given you the Supawstars Spotlight Award this month. Featured your site (& described why I love it so much!) here – https://kittyclysm.com/supawstars-award-oct-2017/
xoxo Elise
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We have ants in the washing machine, and doing some pretend washing killed them all, Hedy will kill flies but Gilly won’t help at all.
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