The Anti-Ant League

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Dennis: “Before we start today’s meeting, I would like to thank Spicoli for picking up donuts.”
Vermin: “HISSS! You say that like you think the stoner dog is going to share!”
Spicoli: “Of course I’ll share. You guys can split the toasted coconut one.”

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Peoducer Smurf: “What’s this meeting all about, anyway, Dennis?”
Dennis: “Well, we need to do something about the ant problem. Its obviously more than Mama and Dada can handle on their own.”
Vermin: “HISSS! What are you talking about? Ants aren’t a problem. Ants are a nutritious snack!”
Mr. Nibbles: “Mr. Spicoli, I don’t see any toasted coconut donuts in this box.”
Spicoli: “Oh. I might have already accidentally eaten it.”

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Dennis: “Okay, so, Vermin is offering to eat all the ants for us. That’s one plan.”
Vermin: “HISSS! I’m not offering anything of the sort! Not unless you can pay me for my time and effort!”
Dennis: “I also put an ad in Craigslist looking for an ant hunter.”
Producer Smurf: “‘Ant Hunter’ is not a profession, Dennis. I think you meant to say that you were smurfing for an ‘exterminator’.”
Dennis: “Why would I want to hire a Dalek to kill ants?”
Mr. Nibbles: “The box is moving on its own …”
Spicoli: “Hey, who is using the Force to steal my box of donuts? Is Tucker here?”
Mouse: “I’m pretty sure that’s the ants. Although Tucker is a good guess.”

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Ants: “Why is this box suddenly so much heavier?!”
Chaplin: “Make some room in there for me, Charlee!”
Spicoli: “Ewww. Now all the donuts have cat hair on them.”
Dennis: “Anyway, once I get a few responses to the ad, we’ll have tryouts next week to see who gets the job of hunting down the ants.”
Producer Smurf: “Wait, you’re going to smurf tryouts? Why didn’t you say so? This smurfs like a can’t-miss reality TV show to me!”
Vermin: “HISSS! So I will be on TV if I try out for this stupid job? I’m totally in!”

19 thoughts on “The Anti-Ant League

  1. The OP Pack says:

    Those cats are pretty sly – while you all worry about the ants, they devoured all the goods!!!

    Woos – Lightning, Misty, and Timber

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