We Don’t Need ANTother Hero


Vermin: “HISSS! I suppose you’re all wondering why I called this meeting.”
Mouse: “Actually, I’m wondering how you called this meeting. I have your account blocked from scheduling the conference room.”
Vermin: “Oh I gave the stoner dog a bag of Doritos and he let me use his account to book the room.”

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I, SAYA THE MIGHTY, FOUND A SQUIRREL!

Greetings, quivering civilians! This is Saya the Mighty, checking in from points north. Did you know that we have tree squirrels up here? DID YOU? Well, we do. They sit in their trees and they taunt us. DIE, TREE RATS!

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Keep Away

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Vermin: “HISSS! Enough with the programs about bugs! It’s time for my stories. Let me have the remote.”
Dennis: “We can’t. The ants took it and they won’t give it back.”
Vermin: “Ha ha ha! Nasty dogs! You’re letting ants push you around? I’ll show them who’s boss.”

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