hello nice reederz its dennis the vizsla dog hay wel as yoo probly herd by now this krismas i kind of got a lump of kole in the form of bad helth nooz eeven tho i did eventchooally end up bak on the nice list i think on akkownt of santa felt sorry for me however on the saym day as my owie i did also git an unekspekted prezzent frum my frends at chewy chek it owt!!!
Video taken December 27, 2009
Dada’s Note: Since Dennis injured his hip last Monday, which resulted in the discovery of an inoperable osteosarcoma in his pelvis, he has clearly been in a considerable amount of pain that is not completely alleviated by medication. Yesterday, he started his six-treatment course of palliative radiation therapy to relieve the pain of the osteosarcoma. His doctor says that we will know by mid-January if the treatment was effective. Fortunately, the odds are in Dennis’s favor, as over 70% of dogs do respond to palliative radiation treatments for pain relief. We will keep everyone posted on how he is doing.
hello nice reederz its dennis the vizsla dog hay wel we met with the onklyosaurologist yesterday and kaym up with a treetmint plan for my oucheosarcoma or wotever it is kalld the plan is sumthing nown as pallyativ raydeeayshun i am not entirely shoor wot that meens but i think it meens i git to hav my pals with me like spicoli and the mouse and mr nibbles and the hipster kitties!!! plus with the raydeeayshun i bet i wil develup sooperpowers like the hulk or like charlee i meen hav yoo seen charlee jump??? holy cow!!! maybe we wil all develup sooperpowers and then we kan fite krime!!! or posibly kommit it!!! ha ha ha no no i am kidding abowt that santa reely i am!!!
ennyway the raydeeayshun starts nekst week and wil run for siks sesshuns after wich we wil see if my hip starts to feel better within a fyoo weeks and also wot kind of sooper powers i develup i am hoping for flite and xray vizhun so i kan find mama no matter ware she is hiding!!! that wood be awsum!!!
hello nice reederz its dennis the vizsla dog hay heer is a kwik updayt the vetnameez peepul say that the sytolodjee diagnosis is not a slam dunk on akkownt of the sampel it kontaynd too mutch merrow and not enuf bone mmm bone however they hav konsulted with there onk … onkol … onklyosaurologists and the onklyosaurologists sed their is no reel poynt to putting me thru another bone biopsy on akkownt of it is pritty mutch garanteed that it is an osteosarcoma in my hip wich is an inoperabul lokayshun and so mama and dada wil be meeting with the onklyosaurologists to determin the best korse of akshun to keep me komfortabul i am thinking that this meens i git all the treets i want rite??? i shoor hope that is wot it meens!!! i wil keep evrywun posted on how i am dooing as we go forward!!! ok bye
hello nice reederz its dennis the vizsla dog hay wel as my frends wot ar on the faysebuk may hav herd alreddy on munday i hert myself trying to jump onto the bed i eeven yelpd for like the first time ever and then i cud not put enny wayt on my left leg and so krool krool mama and dada tuk me in for xrays!!! i got to ware trixies kool handels on akkownt of i cud not wawk on my owtchie leg so that was nice i cud preetend to be brayv like trixie but on the other hand the vetnameez peepul yoozed my handel to strap me into a gurnee and kerry me off to the xray tortcher masheen!!!
It is of course common knowledge that Dennis the Vizsla is permanently on the “Naughty” list. But what some of Dennis’s newer nice readers may not be aware of is exactly how he got on the “Naughty” list in the first place, way back in the mythical year 2009. Well, it’s a long story. And as so many long stories do where someone ends up on the “Naughty” list, this one starts with spiked eggnog …