Mad Ants Beyond Sugardome: Round One

Dennis: “So how long have you been hunting ants, Mr. Anthunter?”
Martian Manhunter: “Manhunter.”
Producer Smurf: “Dennis! Quit annoying the talent! We’ve got a show to smurf!”

Dennis: “I see. So how do you hunt the ants, Mr. Anthunter? Do you use little harpoons? Tiny artillery? Miniature mouse traps?”
Martian Manhunter: “No. I use my superhuman strength, durability, flight, regeneration, shape-shifting, intangibility, invisibility, telepathy, telekinesis, extrasensory input, and optic blasts. And also, it’s Martian Manhunter. Not Anthunter.”
Producer Smurf: “Dennis! Seriously! Smurf your red butt off-camera! Nobody wants to smurf a show where you smurf stupid questions to a giant green alien!”

Dennis: “Wow! Those sure are a lot of powers! Those ants don’t stand a chance against you, Mr. Anthunter! This is going to be a really short show!”
Producer Smurf: “Not if you don’t stop smurfing around, it’s not!”
Martian  Manhunter: “Indeed, I do have a formidable array of abilities. Even Superman is afraid of me. But do not underestimate the durability and tenaciousness of ants. And I am the Martian MANhunter. M-A-N-H-U-N-T-E-R.”
Dennis: “Sorry, Mr. Anthunter, I’m  not so good with the spelling. That’s why Mama and Dada spell things like “dinner” when they don’t want me to know what they’re talking about.”

Dennis: “Wow, Mr. Anthunter, you sure do make those ants sound pretty tough! Hey is that what happened to Mars? Did it get overrun by ants who drank all the water and ate all the food and plants and that’s why now it’s just a great big wasteland and you came to Earth to save it from the same fate by hunting ants?”

Martian Manhunter: “Yes, it’s true. That is exactly the fate that befell Mars. And then, having consumed everything, the ants fled in their spaceships to your planet, where I have yet to defeat them. This is my great failure, which none but you, a dog, has ever come close to guessing. Please excuse me. I must go and be alone with my shame.”

Producer Smurf: “Nice smurfing, Dennis. We lost our first contestant before he even smurfed to fight the ants in Sugardome.”
Dennis: “Was it something I said?”
Producer Smurf: “Clearly! Hey boom operator! Bop Dennis on the head a few times!”

Spicoli: “Oops, accidentally missed him.”
Producer Smurf: “Aaaiiiiieeee!”
Mouse: “Dennis, NASA is on the phone. They’d like to discuss your crackpot theories about Mars.”
Dennis: “Just about Mars? What about all my other ones?”

15 thoughts on “Mad Ants Beyond Sugardome: Round One

  1. Be careful what you tell those NASA gus, Dennis – don’t let them take credit for what you have discovered!!! Wait, maybe you don’t really want to take that credit.

    Woos – Lightning, Misty, and Timber


  2. Ants on Mars? Well, they have to come from somewhere… But seriously Dennis, you haven’t figured out the D-I-N-N-E-R is dinner? Although I think Lucy thinks that it is really a different word for dinner, like DeeEyeEnEnEeeArr – which still translates to noms – so it’s all good!

    *kissey face*
    -Saint Fiona the Patient, Crazy Daisy, and Lucy-Fur


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