hello nice reederz its dennis the vizsla dog hay wel we met with the onklyosaurologist yesterday and kaym up with a treetmint plan for my oucheosarcoma or wotever it is kalld the plan is sumthing nown as pallyativ raydeeayshun i am not entirely shoor wot that meens but i think it meens i git to hav my pals with me like spicoli and the mouse and mr nibbles and the hipster kitties!!! plus with the raydeeayshun i bet i wil develup sooperpowers like the hulk or like charlee i meen hav yoo seen charlee jump??? holy cow!!! maybe we wil all develup sooperpowers and then we kan fite krime!!! or posibly kommit it!!! ha ha ha no no i am kidding abowt that santa reely i am!!!
ennyway the raydeeayshun starts nekst week and wil run for siks sesshuns after wich we wil see if my hip starts to feel better within a fyoo weeks and also wot kind of sooper powers i develup i am hoping for flite and xray vizhun so i kan find mama no matter ware she is hiding!!! that wood be awsum!!!
now their is another kind of treetmint wot is kalld keemo however i am not gitting keemo on akkownt of the onklyosaurologist sez that ware my thing is lokated in my elvis the pelvis it is not so likely to met … metas … wel ennyway it is not as likely to spred elseware as it wood be if it wer in a lim he sed sees abowt ninety persent metawhatsis in toomers wot ar in the lims but less than forty persent metawhatsis frum the pelvis and so mama and dada deesided it wood not be wurth the risks of keemo just yet but we may reevisit this after we see how the raydeeayshun wurks and yoo no wot sooperpowers i develop hav i menshund the sooperpowers??? i think i wood like a sooper sniffer too like wot tucker yoozed to hav!!!
so the onklyosaurologist sez that the raydayshun treetmint if it wurks kan on averadj be ekspekted to buy us abowt siks munths beefor the oucheosarcoma payn becomes too mutch that is just an estimat of korse so mama and dada wil see how wel it wurks for me and adjust owr plans akkordingly!!! but for now we hav a plan and i think that mayks mama and dada feel better!!!
oh and i almost forgetted the best thing abowt owr vizzit with the onklyosaurologist!!! so my mama has ben trying to diskooradj me frum kliming onto the furnitcher and the bed as she has ben afrayd i wood hert myself agin!!!
but wen she askd the onklyosaurologist abowt it he sed that on akkownt of ware my toomer is on my elvis the pelvis it is unlikely to kawz a spontayneus frakchoor so he is not too wurreed abowt me herting myself kliming up and down frum the fernitcher and the bed!!! and then he lukd me over and sed umm hang on i am going to try to kwote him heer!!! sorry abowt enny spelling problims that mite arise!!! this isnt eksaktly wot he sed but it is the jist of it!!!
“I have a feeling that being on the furniture and in the bed with you is very important to this dog’s quality of life and I don’t want to discourage you from letting him do that. He’s unlikely to injure himself getting up and down, and I don’t think he would be very happy spending all of his time on the floor.”
so yoo see??? it is verry importent to have a doktor wot unnerstands wot is importent to his payshents kwality of life!!!
i wil keep evrywun posted on how my treetmints ar going!!! ok bye