The Oceanside Animals
And their imaginary friends
A Visit From St. Ridiculous
Not a creature was stirring …
Vermin: “HISSS! Who’s the joker who rigged up a bucket of fake snow on the branch above where I was sleeping?
Sky Turtle: “I’m back, mammals! And I brought a bucket of shaved ice so you can celebrate my return with margaritas!”
Vermin: “HISSS! Nasty turtle! I might have known you were the one who dumped snow on my head!”
Spicoli: “Dudes, seriously, what is going on up here? Some of us are trying to dream of sugarplums.”
Mouse: “How can you even fit under the bed, much less sleep under it?”
Spicoli: “Who said anything about sleeping?”
Spicoli: “Man, Dennis is out like a light.”
Vermin: “HISSS! Hey, nasty turtle! Dump that ice on the nasty dog’s head and wake him up!”
Sky Turtle: “No, I told you, it’s for making margaritas.”
Mr. Nibbles: “Leave Mr. Dennis alone, Vermin. He’s old now and needs his rest.”
Vermin: “Pfffft! Rest? Rest?! He probably got into the spiked eggnog! Ha ha ha!”
Chaplin: “Do you smell eggnog on Dennis’s breath, Charlee?”
Charlee: “No, just kibble, various medications, and Binaca.”
Mouse: “Binaca? Where would Dennis get Binaca? And how would you know what it smells like?”
Spicoli: “Oh the Binaca is mine. I give the dude a spritz of it now and then when he’s sleeping. It makes talking to him a more pleasant experience.”
Producer Smurf: “What the smurf is smurfing on here? Who smurfed a Christmas Eve post without smurfing me about it? This whole thing is a smurfing mess! Where are the decorations? Where’s the holiday theme? It’s unacceptable!”
Mr. Nibbles: “But the sheets and pillows are green and Mr. Dennis is red. Red and green are Christmas colors. We thought that would be enough to make this a Christmas Eve post.”
Producer Smurf: “Well you smurfed wrong!”
Santa: “Dennis, after reviewing all these testimonials from your veterinarians, caregivers, friends, and flyball teammates about what a sweet dog you are, I have decided to reinstate you on the ‘Nice’ list, effective retroactively back to 2009. Please tell them to stop sending letters. The elves in the mail room are on the verge of revolt. Ho ho ho. Merry Christmas. Now then. Where do you keep the cookies?”
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All of our hard work in writing testimonials has paid off!
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YAY! You are reinstated! IT WORKED!!! Merry Christmas one and all!
Boomer and Mom
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Whoooooooooooohoooooooooooooooooo!!!! Dennis is on the nice list! 🙂 Merry Christmas Dennis and friends. Merry Christmas to your Mama and Dada too!!! ❤
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Merry Christmas to all of you!
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HURRAY!!!!! Now….can you put a good word in for Rosy, Dennis??
A Very Merry Christmas to you, the Hipster Kitties and your Mama and Dada!!!
(along with all your staff too!)
xoxo,
Jakey, Arty & Rosy
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Merry Christmas Dennis and crew. Everone vouching for you proves what a great guy you are. Luv, Patzy
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You sure know how to keep your cool amidst chaos. I hope you steered Santa toward the cookies for reinstating you on the nice list.
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WOO HOO!!!! GRATE newss Dennis!! Mee iss doin a **happy dance** fur you mee furend!!!
Wee both are Katmass meer-acullss aren’t wee???
***Hi-5’sss*** Siddhartha Henry =^,.^=
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Dennis, you may not get any rest tonight. Merry Christmas from all of us!
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Merry Christmas! I hope Santa is good to you.
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Wow! What a strange dream you had, D. Wait. What? Either way – Woot! Woot! – You’re back on the nice list!
Love you, buddy.
Cupcake
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Merry Christmas Dennis and to all your family,xx Speedy
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You must sleep very soundly! Merry Christmas!
Your Pals,
Murphy & Stanley
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Of course he’s on the nice list!
…and how did he sleep through all of that?
We hope you had a Merry Christmas!
Monty, Harlow, and Ramble
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I think it’s good you are a sound sleeper, Dennis.
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Merry Christmas Dennis. We always knew you belonged on the Nice list.
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🙂 Hope your Christmas dreams came true dear Dennis
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On the Nice list, that’s a great present. Merry Christmas.
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