Mad Ants Beyond Sugardome: Round Two

Dennis: “… well I don’t think I’ve actually been to Mars, but I’ve been lots of other places, like Planet Costco and the Star League space bowling alley …”
Mouse: “I cannot believe NASA hasn’t hung up on you yet.”
Adam Ant: “Excuse me, but how much longer will I be expected to stand here listening to that dog talk on the phone?”
Producer Smurf: “Dennis! Stop smurfing around on the phone with NASA! We have a show to smurf and we’re behind schedule!”
Dennis: “… oh and one time I got turned into a chicken by a space chicken. Then we went to their home planet and …”

Dennis: “How did I get to all these places? It varies. Sometimes I fly to them in the Doghouse of Justice. Sometimes I get abducted by aliens.”
Producer Smurf: “So sorry, Mr. Ant! Catering, smurf in some refreshments for Mr. Ant immediately!”
Chaplin: “What can we get you, Mr. Ant? We have bouncy toys, fish treats, stinky food pouches, catnip spray …”
Adam Ant: “What sort of bizarre catering arrangements are these? None of that is anything I would want to use.”
Dennis: “Actually I probably usually get abducted by aliens. Like the time I stumbled into a UFO disguised as an IKEA planter.”
Mouse: “I can only assume that you are on speaker-phone in a room full of hysterically laughing NASA scientists.”
Adam Ant: “I’ll take a bottle of the catnip spray, though. For later.”

Adam Ant: “I have to say, this is the biggest bottle of catnip spray I’ve ever seen.”
Charlee: “It’s top of the line, Mr. Ant. You can tell because the label is written in French.”
Chaplin: “We wrote a haiku about it!”
Producer Smurf: “Gah! No poetry! Poetry is death for ratings! Especially bad poetry Charlee: “Catnip spray from France \ Like French perfume, but better \ Because it’s catnip”
Adam Ant: “Oookay.”
smurfed by or about cats!”
Dennis: “A job? What kind of job? Uh-huh. Uh-huh. Uh-huh. Sure, that sounds good. Thanks for calling. Ok bye.”

Jareth, The Goblin King: “There you are, Adam. I need you back in the labyrinth at once. That girl showed up again, and this time she has a Taser and a GPS.”
Adam Ant: “Well this has been lovely but I’ve got to go. Contractual obligations etc. Perhaps I can come back to sing for your ant friends some other time, but probably not.”
Producer Smurf: “Wait! Don’t go! What about the Sugardome?”
Adam Ant: “There’s life beyond the Sugardome, my little blue friend.”
Mouse: “NASA offered you a job?”
Dennis: “I guess they did. What does a ‘director’ do?”

Chaplin: “Who’s next, Charlee? Is it the panther? I hope it’s the panther.”
Charlee: “Me too!”
Dennis: “Apparently I have to go talk to something called ‘The Senate’ first.”
Mouse: “This can’t be happening …”
Producer Smurf: “Fine, smurf off to your fancy labyrinth! We don’t need you anyway! But just see if I validate your parking sticker buddy!”

Mouse: “You’re uniquely unqualified to be Director of NASA, Dennis.”
Dennis: “Thanks! I think so too!”
Auntie Entity: “You’re refusing to validate parking stickers? Bust a deal, you face the wheel.”
Chaplin: “Who’s that, Charlee?”
Charlee: “I’m not sure. I think it might be Barbarella.”
Producer Smurf: “Smurf off, Auntie Entity! This isn’t Bartertown!”

Soon …

Chaplin: “This toy is even better than the wand that spins in a circle under that plastic yellow apron.”
Charlee: “Round and round the smurfy goes, when he passes, I whap his nose.”
Producer Smurf: “Ahhh! Smurf me off this thing!”
Dennis: “When do I get to buy a vowel?”
Producer Smurf: “This isn’t ‘Wheel of Fortune’, Dennis.”

16 thoughts on “Mad Ants Beyond Sugardome: Round Two

  1. Wait a minute . . . NASA offered you a job as a director?? Although you are not qualified that is no reason for the Senate to not approve you. Mom says qualifications are something that USED to matter but with enough catnip you are a shoo in!

    Keep Calm & Bark On!

    Murphy & Stanley

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