Mad Ants Beyond Sugardome: The Final Round

Mr. Nibbles: “All right, Mr. Dennis, I’ve got your itinerary for your trip to D.C.”
Dennis: “Thanks, Mr. Nibbles!”
Producer Smurf: “Okay, ha ha, very funny, you put the show runner in a cage. Now smurf me out of here. Pink Panther, it’s your turn to smurf on the ant.”
Pink Panther: “I think I’m pretty happy out here.”
Spicoli: “Dude, we’re rolling. Do something interesting.”

Mr. Nibbles: “Do you want me to do some coaching with you on what they might ask you?”
Dennis: “Nah, I figure I’ll just wag my tail.”
Auntie Entity: “Release the ants into the cage!”
Producer Smurf: “What?! I don’t want to smurf with the ants! Stop smurfing around! I’m the producer! I smurf the show! I don’t smurf in the show!”
Spicoli: “Dude, the more you say ‘smurf’, the less anyone understands what you’re saying.”
Pink Panther: “Two cats enter. One cat leaves. Groovy.”
Chaplin: “Two cats? You don’t mean us, do you?”
Pink Panther: “No no. I’m using ‘cats’ to mean ‘turkeys’.”
Charlee: “Turkeys? Is it Thanksgiving again already?”
Pink Panther: “You hipsters need to work on your slang vocabulary.”

Mouse: “Dennis, I highly advise against even considering accepting this position as Director of NASA.”
Dennis: “But they’ll give me green papers.”
Mouse: “Not until you pass a confirmation hearing!”
Dennis: “That shouldn’t be a problem. My hearing is fine.”
Producer Smurf: “Ahhh! Keep it away from me! This isn’t an Argentinian sugar ant! What kind of crazy ant is it?”
Spicoli: “Dude. Seriously. If I wanted to broadcast a lot of whining and ducking, I would point my camera at a TV tuned to C-SPAN.”
Auntie Entity: “It’s just a standard regular ant from the Outback.”
Producer Smurf: “It is not! It’s a smurfing mutant ant!”
Charlee: “We’re hipsters. We know lots of slang.”
Pink Panther: “Sure you do, kid. Sure you do.”


Mouse: “That’s not what a … Oh, forget it.”
Producer Smurf: “Ahhhhh! Ow! Ow! Ow! Papa Smurf! Somebody smurf Papa Smurf for help!”

A few seconds later …

Ant: “And once again the ant emerges victorious!”
Pink Panther: “And that’s why a cool cat stays out of a cage match.”
Dennis: “Aw, man, is the show over already? I hope someone DVR’d it.”
Spicoli: “So, old smurf dude, what do you think of Producer Smurf’s performance here today?”
Papa Smurf: “Well we all think it’s quite smurfy. Everyone in the village smurfed their bets against him, you see.”
Auntie Entity: “Aint we a pair, raggedy smurf?”
Producer Smurf: “Medic!”
Chaplin: “Look, Charlee. The silly blue man is curled up into a pathetic little ball.”
Charlee: “So he is, Chaplin. We should help him out of the cage and bat him around for a while.”

11 Comments on “Mad Ants Beyond Sugardome: The Final Round

  1. We sure hope Prod. Smurf learned a lesson….and Dennis gets that job as Director of NASA!
    Rosy, Jakey and Arty


  2. We just knew those ants would not produce anything good!

    Dennis, did they confirm your hearing yet? Eh?

    Woos – Lightning, Misty, and Timber


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