Mr. V Goes To Washington

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Speaker: “… and the next order of business will be a confirmation for the new nominee for Director of NASA, one Dennis T. Vizsla. Mr. Dennis T. Vizsla, come on down!”

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(“Price is Right” theme music playing)
Speaker: “Mr. Vizsla is an expert on space, alien lifeforms, energy, and tail-wagging.”

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(“Price is Right” theme music playing)
Speaker: “His hobbies include sleeping, eating, sleeping, barking, shredding cardboard, sleeping, licking, and macrame.”

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(“Price is Right” theme music playing)
Speaker: “If Mr. Vizsla can demonstrate his qualifications, or at least guess the size of the donation enough Senators would like without going under, he may be our next Director of NASA!”

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(“Price is Right” theme music playing)
Speaker: “So let’s have a big round of applause for our next contestant!”

Meanwhile …

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Dennis: “Thanks for asking me to come to Washington! Hey I was waiting in the hallway for a long time and I really had to pee. So ummmm you might want to replace that potted plant near the entrance.”
Producer Smurf: “Well Dennis sure is off to a smurfy start! I’m sure they’ll smurf him the position in record time!”
Mouse: “I knew letting Dennis go to these hearings without an escort was a mistake.”
Vermin: “HISSS! I’m going to need the big bowl of mealworms to snack on while watching these hearings! Ha ha ha ha!”
Spicoli: “I hope Dennis remembers to always bid one dollar over the next highest bidder.”

18 Comments on “Mr. V Goes To Washington

  1. Annnnnd….once again, we have a more qualified being for the job than any of the schmidiots nominated. Because he’s so qualified, I unfortunately don’t have high hopes for him being confirmed. Perhaps Smurf should have applied.

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  2. Way to go Dennis my friend!! This should be fun for sure for everyone!! Snorts and rolls with piggy laughter. XOXO – Bacon

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  3. We bet Dennis is the reason the Senate decided to end the government shutdown. Go Dennis!!!
    xoxo,
    Jakey Arty & Rosy

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