Hungary Or Hunger-y?

Mouse: “As you all know, Dennis got himself ‘repatriated’ to Hungary. The purpose of this meeting is to form a rescue party to bring him back.”
Vermin: “HISSS! I don’t see why we have to bother! Once he starts shredding all their furniture, they’ll ship him back here on their own dime!”

Mouse: “I don’t think even Dennis could shred enough furniture to get himself re-deported.”
Vermin: “HISSS! Don’t you be selling Dennis short! Shredding furniture is the only real skill he has! Ha ha ha!”
Spicoli: “Dude’s got a point. Nobody’s going to buy their furniture after he starts putting holes in it.”

Mouse: “What exactly do you think Hungary is?”
Spicoli: “Isn’t it that place where they have the meatballs and the furniture in the boxes?”
Mouse: “That’s IKEA. It’s a department store. And it’s Swedish.”
Spicoli: “Oh. Well, can we go there anyway? I could really go for some of those meatballs.”
Mouse: “No, we can’t go there! We have to go get Dennis! From Hungary! In Europe.”

Mr. Nibbles: “How will we get there, friend Mouse? Dennis took the Magic Flying Coaster to Washington.”
Mouse: “I put in a call to our emergency backup transportation operator.”
Spicoli (muttering): “I’m just saying, all this talk about Hungary put me in the mood for meatballs, is all.”

Soon …

Sky Turtle: “All aboard the Turtle Express, mammals! Next stop, Hungary!”
Mouse: “I don’t see why you insisted on coming. Since when do you care about saving Dennis?”
Producer Smurf: “I smurfed the turtle to drop me off in Belgium. Peyo hasn’t smurfed me any royalties in years.”
Mr. Nibbles: “Wheee! I’m the king of the world!”
Charlee: “So this basked is going to go way up in the sky, right? Even higher up than the top of our cat tree? Up to the clouds?”
Spicoli: “Yes, but don’t worry, little Hipster dudes, the turtle won’t drop us.”
Chaplin: “We’re not worried! We’re planning to jump out and take a nap on a cloud!”
Spicoli: “Oh, okay, I — wait, no, don’t do that.”

Meanwhile …

Dennis: “Excuse me, I was told this was the American Embassy?”
Guard: “Yes, it is. We’re in the process of remodeling.”

20 Comments on “Hungary Or Hunger-y?

  1. hm, I think the cloud might be wet hipster kitties. You wouldn’t like it.
    Hang on Dennis, rescue is on it’s way! Pick me up some of those meatballs whilst you’re there!
    Arran

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  2. A Turtle Express basket that floats up in the clouds??? Oh dear, this does not sound like a good idea.

    Woos – Lightning, Misty, and Timber

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  3. Mmmm, meatballs, that’s making me Hungary!!
    Loves and licky kisses
    Princess Leah xxx

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  4. This has the makings of an ‘international incident’. But with all the excitement that goes on in Washington these days, I bet this international incident doesn’t even make the ‘Society’ section of the newspaper. Sad. (Yes, that last bit was intentional!) 😉

    *kissey face*
    -Saint Fiona the Patient, Crazy Daisy, and Lucy-Fur

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  5. Hmmmmm….wonder if they will have all you can eat buffet’s at that Casi…I mean Embassy!
    xoxo,
    Rosy, Arty & Jakey

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