Hungary Or Hunger-y?

Mouse: “As you all know, Dennis got himself ‘repatriated’ to Hungary. The purpose of this meeting is to form a rescue party to bring him back.”
Vermin: “HISSS! I don’t see why we have to bother! Once he starts shredding all their furniture, they’ll ship him back here on their own dime!”

Mouse: “I don’t think even Dennis could shred enough furniture to get himself re-deported.”
Vermin: “HISSS! Don’t you be selling Dennis short! Shredding furniture is the only real skill he has! Ha ha ha!”
Spicoli: “Dude’s got a point. Nobody’s going to buy their furniture after he starts putting holes in it.”

Mouse: “What exactly do you think Hungary is?”
Spicoli: “Isn’t it that place where they have the meatballs and the furniture in the boxes?”
Mouse: “That’s IKEA. It’s a department store. And it’s Swedish.”
Spicoli: “Oh. Well, can we go there anyway? I could really go for some of those meatballs.”
Mouse: “No, we can’t go there! We have to go get Dennis! From Hungary! In Europe.”

Mr. Nibbles: “How will we get there, friend Mouse? Dennis took the Magic Flying Coaster to Washington.”
Mouse: “I put in a call to our emergency backup transportation operator.”
Spicoli (muttering): “I’m just saying, all this talk about Hungary put me in the mood for meatballs, is all.”

Soon …

Sky Turtle: “All aboard the Turtle Express, mammals! Next stop, Hungary!”
Mouse: “I don’t see why you insisted on coming. Since when do you care about saving Dennis?”
Producer Smurf: “I smurfed the turtle to drop me off in Belgium. Peyo hasn’t smurfed me any royalties in years.”
Mr. Nibbles: “Wheee! I’m the king of the world!”
Charlee: “So this basked is going to go way up in the sky, right? Even higher up than the top of our cat tree? Up to the clouds?”
Spicoli: “Yes, but don’t worry, little Hipster dudes, the turtle won’t drop us.”
Chaplin: “We’re not worried! We’re planning to jump out and take a nap on a cloud!”
Spicoli: “Oh, okay, I — wait, no, don’t do that.”

Meanwhile …

Dennis: “Excuse me, I was told this was the American Embassy?”
Guard: “Yes, it is. We’re in the process of remodeling.”

19 thoughts on “Hungary Or Hunger-y?

  1. The OP Pack says:

    A Turtle Express basket that floats up in the clouds??? Oh dear, this does not sound like a good idea.

    Woos – Lightning, Misty, and Timber

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  2. This has the makings of an ‘international incident’. But with all the excitement that goes on in Washington these days, I bet this international incident doesn’t even make the ‘Society’ section of the newspaper. Sad. (Yes, that last bit was intentional!) 😉

    *kissey face*
    -Saint Fiona the Patient, Crazy Daisy, and Lucy-Fur

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