Shell Riders In The Sky

Charlee: “Look, Chaplin! I can see our house from here!”
Producer Smurf: “Of course you can smurf your house from here. We’ve only smurfed like a hundred feet.”

Chaplin: “What do you think, Charlee? Should we try sleeping in these clouds?”
Spicoli: “Little dudes. No. You cannot sleep in these clouds.”
Charlee: “Spicoli is right, Chaplin.”
Spicoli: “Good girl, Charlee. I’m glad one of you little dudes is listening to me.”
Charlee: “They look scratchy. We have to wait until we find some softer clouds.”
Spicoli: “It’s not because they’re scratchy! Mouse, can you please explain to the Hipsters about clouds?”

Later …

 

Mouse: “… and so as you can see, clouds, being mainly dust and water vapor, will not support any weight and cannot be used as cat beds.”
Producer Smurf: “I can’t believe you smurfed an easel and slides about clouds along on this trip.”
Mr. Nibbles: “I can.”
Angel Trouble: “Check it out. Your weird friends are going on a cockamamie adventure. What a surprise. Purr purr purr.”
Angel Tucker: “I don’t see Dennis with them.”
Angel Trixie: “That probably means they’re on their way to rescue him from evil perpetrators.”

Later Still …

Charlee: “Look, Chaplin! Soft fluffy clouds! Finally! Let’s hop out here and take a nap!”
Mouse: “What? No! You can’t do that! Weren’t you paying attention during my presentation?”
Chaplin: “Not really, no.”
Spicoli: “Dude, no offense, but after the fifteenth slide, none of us were paying attention during your presentation.”

Momentarily …

Spicoli: “Huh. I guess cats really can sleep anywhere.”
Mouse: “Will you two please quit defying the laws of physics and get back in this basket right now?”
Sky Turtle: “Just so you know, mammals, the meter keeps running even when we’re parked.”

Meanwhile, in the former American Embassy …

Dennis: “Back a rat? Hmm, I don’t know. What kind of company is the rat trying to start?”

13 thoughts on “Shell Riders In The Sky

  1. They khame riding down the dark and dusty trail?

    *guitar rift here*

    Hugz&Khysses,
    Khyra&Holly&Khousin Emmy
    PeeEssWoo: Those intakht stuffies are just a figment of your imagination – we’ve got a full time Doggie Auntie pikhking up their fluff – something about a Golden and toyz!

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  2. So maybe it is true that cats can sleep anywhere. Our Mom says the same thing about our Dad:)

    Woos – Lightning, Misty, and Timber

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