Smurfy Basket

Producer Smurf: “Oh for the love of smurf! This is smurfing ridiculous! If we have to smurf at every smurfing cumulus cloud so the Hipsters can smurf a nap, we’re never going to smurf where we’re smurfing!”
Spicoli: “Dude, chill. You get incoherent when you’re all smurfed up and then nobody can smurf what you’re smurfing to smurf.”
Producer Smurf: “Stop smurfing ‘smurf’! Dogs don’t get to smurf ‘smurf’! Only smurfs get to smurf ‘smurf’!”
Spicoli: “Sorry, what? I didn’t smurf that. Could you smurf it again, a little smurfier this time, and try to smurf your smurfs more smurfily?”
Mouse: “Enough! The next person who uses ‘smurf’ as a general purpose word is getting kicked out of this basket and can find his own way home!”

Producer Smurf (sotto voce): “Stupid bossy mouse thinks he can smurf us around. I don’t know who smurfed him in charge. If Papa Smurf were here we would smurf him a thing or two.”

Producer Smurf: “Aaaaaiiieeee!”

Spicoli: “Check it out. Dude’s got parachute pants. How smurfy is that?”
Mouse: “Don’t push me, Spicoli.”
Mr. Nibbles: “Does this mean it’s Hammer Time?”
Producer Smurf: “Hey! I already smurfed in for the turtle fare! You smurf me a refund, you smurfity smurfs!”

Meanwhile …


Dennis: “Excuse me, sir? I was told you were the one to ask about backing a rat?”
James Bond: “Do you mean ‘baccarat’?”
Dennis: “Uh, sure, if that’s how you want to conjugate it.”

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