The Hipster Kitties
And their imaginary friends
Smurfy Basket
Producer Smurf: “Oh for the love of smurf! This is smurfing ridiculous! If we have to smurf at every smurfing cumulus cloud so the Hipsters can smurf a nap, we’re never going to smurf where we’re smurfing!”
Spicoli: “Dude, chill. You get incoherent when you’re all smurfed up and then nobody can smurf what you’re smurfing to smurf.”
Producer Smurf: “Stop smurfing ‘smurf’! Dogs don’t get to smurf ‘smurf’! Only smurfs get to smurf ‘smurf’!”
Spicoli: “Sorry, what? I didn’t smurf that. Could you smurf it again, a little smurfier this time, and try to smurf your smurfs more smurfily?”
Mouse: “Enough! The next person who uses ‘smurf’ as a general purpose word is getting kicked out of this basket and can find his own way home!”
Producer Smurf (sotto voce): “Stupid bossy mouse thinks he can smurf us around. I don’t know who smurfed him in charge. If Papa Smurf were here we would smurf him a thing or two.”
Producer Smurf: “Aaaaaiiieeee!”
Spicoli: “Check it out. Dude’s got parachute pants. How smurfy is that?”
Mouse: “Don’t push me, Spicoli.”
Mr. Nibbles: “Does this mean it’s Hammer Time?”
Producer Smurf: “Hey! I already smurfed in for the turtle fare! You smurf me a refund, you smurfity smurfs!”
Meanwhile …
Dennis: “Excuse me, sir? I was told you were the one to ask about backing a rat?”
James Bond: “Do you mean ‘baccarat’?”
Dennis: “Uh, sure, if that’s how you want to conjugate it.”
16 Comments on “Smurfy Basket”
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Dennis, maybe you should ask Mr. Bond to help to find the way back home, because the situation seems to be dangerous, I really mean it, dangerous, so ask now!
Kosmo
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Well deserved boot! Back a Rat. Boot a Smurf.
Love and licks,
Cupcake
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Spicol can out smurf everyone using smurf as all of the parts of speech.
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See you later Smurf! Spicoll had me laughing till I cried!
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Parachute pants? You guys travel with everything you might need!
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Smurfin heelareuss Dennis an spicoll an thee Gang!! An Dennis you know James…James Bond??? Berry kewl mee furend!
**Hi=5’sss** Siddhartha Henry xXx
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Hey Dennis, smurfs should be shaken, not stirred!
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You crack me up.
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Dennis, your a lucky charm for Bond, James Bond. ❤️
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I hope you visit my blog and follow ….. thank you
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Snorts with piggy laughter. Can you bring home Mr. Bond for my mom? She swooned. Shaking my piggy head. It’s so embarrassing. XOXO – Bacon
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I think it’s bah carat- ergo- Diamonds are not forever
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The plot thickens…
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Oh Dennis, be very, very careful….that is the very serious Bond. We hope he can help you finance that rat’s endeavors!
xoxo,
Rosy, Arty & Jakey
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