Has Anyone Seen Abe Frohman?

Spicoli: “Yo, dude, do you work here?”
Ambassador: “Yes, I do. That’s why I’m on this side of the counter. How can I help you today, ‘sir’?”
Spicoli: “We’re looking for our friend. He’s a red dog who accidentally got deported to Hungary.”
Ambassador: “I’m afraid I can’t give out any information about who may or may not be in the casino, ‘sir’.”
Mouse: “This is also an embassy, right? Can we speak to the ambassador about our friend?”
Ambassador: “You already are.”

Ambassador: “Is there anything else I can do for you ‘gentlemen’?”
Spicoli: “‘Else’? Dude, what do you mean ‘else’? You have to do ‘something’ before you can do ‘else’.”
Charlee: “Chaplin, that snooty man just called me a ‘gentleman’.”
Chaplin: “That’s probably because you left your pink hat in the balloon basket, Charlee.”
Mouse: “We need to win $17,000 to cover our air fare. Can we go inside and play a slot machine?”
Mr. Nibbles: “Friend mouse, I like your positive attitude, but do you think you can win that much on a game of chance?”
Mouse: “On a game of chance? No. On a computerized slot machine? You’d be surprised at how lucky I can be.”

Ambassador: “I’m terribly sorry, but since the casino opened, we are trying to attract a higher class of clientele. Formalwear is now required attire for anyone entering the main portion of the building.
Spicoli: “Formalwear?  You mean like, what, a tuxedo?”
Ambassador: “Yes, a tuxedo would be more than adequate. In fact, I’m authorized to extend a line of credit to any tuxedo-wearing visitors.”
Spicoli: “That’s great, dude, but where are we supposed to get tuxedos?”
Ambassador: “That’s hardly my problem, ‘sir’.”

Charlee: “Why are all the others looking at us?”
Sky Turtle: “I have a complaint about your buffet menu, mammal. It hasn’t got nearly enough cabbage on it.”

Soon …

Dennis: “Hmm, those two new players sure look awfully familiar …”

Meanwhile …

Producer Smurf: “Hey, I’m smurfing for a dog, a couple of cats, a turtle, and some rodents. Have you smurfed them?”
Ambassador: “Sorry, ‘sir’, I’m going to have to ask you to leave. We have a strict ‘no shirt, no shoes, no service’ policy here at the embassy casino.”
Producer Smurf: “What are you smurfing about? I’m smurfing shoes.”
Ambassador: “Footie pajama pants do not count as shoes, ‘sir’.”

16 Comments on “Has Anyone Seen Abe Frohman?

  1. Hmmm, so this is a great day to be a Tuxie Kitty:)

    Woos – Lightning, Misty, and Timber


  2. We bet those Hipster Kitties are going to win big!!
    Jakey, Arty & Rosy


  3. What a fussy lot they are in that casino!
    I hope the Hipster Kitties and Denis win BIG and makes them pay fur their rudeness!
    Loves and licky kisses
    Princess Leah xxx


hello nice reeder its dennis the vizsla dog hay leev me a peemail if yoo want to!!! ok bye

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