Has Anyone Seen Abe Frohman?

Spicoli: “Yo, dude, do you work here?”
Ambassador: “Yes, I do. That’s why I’m on this side of the counter. How can I help you today, ‘sir’?”
Spicoli: “We’re looking for our friend. He’s a red dog who accidentally got deported to Hungary.”
Ambassador: “I’m afraid I can’t give out any information about who may or may not be in the casino, ‘sir’.”
Mouse: “This is also an embassy, right? Can we speak to the ambassador about our friend?”
Ambassador: “You already are.”

Ambassador: “Is there anything else I can do for you ‘gentlemen’?”
Spicoli: “‘Else’? Dude, what do you mean ‘else’? You have to do ‘something’ before you can do ‘else’.”
Charlee: “Chaplin, that snooty man just called me a ‘gentleman’.”
Chaplin: “That’s probably because you left your pink hat in the balloon basket, Charlee.”
Mouse: “We need to win $17,000 to cover our air fare. Can we go inside and play a slot machine?”
Mr. Nibbles: “Friend mouse, I like your positive attitude, but do you think you can win that much on a game of chance?”
Mouse: “On a game of chance? No. On a computerized slot machine? You’d be surprised at how lucky I can be.”

Ambassador: “I’m terribly sorry, but since the casino opened, we are trying to attract a higher class of clientele. Formalwear is now required attire for anyone entering the main portion of the building.
Spicoli: “Formalwear?  You mean like, what, a tuxedo?”
Ambassador: “Yes, a tuxedo would be more than adequate. In fact, I’m authorized to extend a line of credit to any tuxedo-wearing visitors.”
Spicoli: “That’s great, dude, but where are we supposed to get tuxedos?”
Ambassador: “That’s hardly my problem, ‘sir’.”

Charlee: “Why are all the others looking at us?”
Sky Turtle: “I have a complaint about your buffet menu, mammal. It hasn’t got nearly enough cabbage on it.”

Soon …

Dennis: “Hmm, those two new players sure look awfully familiar …”

Meanwhile …


Producer Smurf: “Hey, I’m smurfing for a dog, a couple of cats, a turtle, and some rodents. Have you smurfed them?”
Ambassador: “Sorry, ‘sir’, I’m going to have to ask you to leave. We have a strict ‘no shirt, no shoes, no service’ policy here at the embassy casino.”
Producer Smurf: “What are you smurfing about? I’m smurfing shoes.”
Ambassador: “Footie pajama pants do not count as shoes, ‘sir’.”

16 thoughts on “Has Anyone Seen Abe Frohman?

  1. Princess Leah says:

    What a fussy lot they are in that casino!
    I hope the Hipster Kitties and Denis win BIG and makes them pay fur their rudeness!
    Loves and licky kisses
    Princess Leah xxx

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hello nice reeder its dennis the vizsla dog hay leev me a peemail if yoo want to!!! ok bye

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