Aces High

Spicoli: “Dude, is it just me or does your gadget look an awful lot like a flux capacitor?”
Mouse: “It’s not just you. The flux capacitor sets up a small time oscillation inside the slot machine which allows me to control the output of its processor, thus allowing me to override the pseudo-random number generator and control the icons that it outputs.”
Spicoli: “Oh, okay. Wait, what?”
Mouse: “I’ll make it go back and forth in time so I can cheat at slots.”
Spicoli: “Oh, okay. Cool.”

Mouse: “Okay, everything is ready to go. Mr. Nibbles, is the coast still clear?”
Mr. Nibbles: “Yes, security is chasing Dennis and the Hipsters all over the casino, but they’re not coming this way yet.”
Mouse: “Okay, good. Producer Smurf, if you would drop one of your coins in the machine, we can―”
Producer Smurf: “Really? After you smurfed me out of the basket, you think I’m going to smurf you a coin?”
Mouse: “Why did you even come back if you’re not going to help?”
Producer Smurf: “Smurf you what, I still have some smurfcoin left over from paying the turtle. I’ll smurf you one of those.”

Momentarily …

Mouse: “This is a mushroom.”
Producer Smurf: “No it’s not. It’s a smurfcoin.”
Mouse: “I see. And what is a smurfcoin, exactly?”
Producer Smurf: “A mushroom. But a very smurfy and valuable mushroom.”
Mouse: “Okay. And what makes a mushroom a valuable smurfcoin instead of just a mushroom?”
Producer Smurf: “My saying it’s valuable.”
Mouse: “That’s not how money works!”
Spicoli: “Dude, that is exactly how money works.”
Mouse: “Well be that as it may, I still can’t use a mushroom to play this slot machine.”
Producer Smurf: “It’s not a mushroom. It’s a smurfcoin.”
Mr. Nibbles: “There they go around the other side of the keno tables!”

Producer Smurf: “Hey! No eating the smurfcoin!”
Mouse: “Spicoli, what are you doing?”
Spicoli: “Jfft verifymng the smmfcn blockchmmn.”
Mouse: “The ‘smurfcoin’ is a mushroom. You don’t need to verify the blockchain.”
Mr. Nibbles: “Okay, guys, now they’re heading this way …”

Dennis: “Watch out! Dog and cats coming through! Oh, hi guys.”
Mouse: “Dennis! Watch out for the flux capacitor!”

Suddenly …

And then …

Spicoli: “Whoa, dude, what kind of mushrooms are you putting on your blockchain?”
Producer Smurf: “It smurfs me out every time you smurf that thing with your eyes through those sunglasses?”
Gilligan: “Have you two seen a couple of cats riding on a dog? Also, didn’t we used to have a slot machine here?”

Meanwhile (sort of) …

Mr. Nibbles: “Friend mouse, I think your device set the slot machine on fire.”
Dennis: “Did I just destroy something?”
Mr. Nibbles: “Only my flux capacitor.”
Dennis: “Yes! I’ve still got the touch!”
James Bond: “This smoke screen is exactly what I need to cover my escape.”

13 thoughts on “Aces High

  1. Looks like things have just taken an interesting turn! We can’t wait to see what’s next!
    Jakey, Arty & Rosy


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