Spicoli: “Dude, is it just me or does your gadget look an awful lot like a flux capacitor?”
Mouse: “It’s not just you. The flux capacitor sets up a small time oscillation inside the slot machine which allows me to control the output of its processor, thus allowing me to override the pseudo-random number generator and control the icons that it outputs.”
Spicoli: “Oh, okay. Wait, what?”
Mouse: “I’ll make it go back and forth in time so I can cheat at slots.”
Spicoli: “Oh, okay. Cool.”
Mouse: “Okay, everything is ready to go. Mr. Nibbles, is the coast still clear?”
Mr. Nibbles: “Yes, security is chasing Dennis and the Hipsters all over the casino, but they’re not coming this way yet.”
Mouse: “Okay, good. Producer Smurf, if you would drop one of your coins in the machine, we can―”
Producer Smurf: “Really? After you smurfed me out of the basket, you think I’m going to smurf you a coin?”
Mouse: “Why did you even come back if you’re not going to help?”
Producer Smurf: “Smurf you what, I still have some smurfcoin left over from paying the turtle. I’ll smurf you one of those.”
Mouse: “This is a mushroom.”
Producer Smurf: “No it’s not. It’s a smurfcoin.”
Mouse: “I see. And what is a smurfcoin, exactly?”
Producer Smurf: “A mushroom. But a very smurfy and valuable mushroom.”
Mouse: “Okay. And what makes a mushroom a valuable smurfcoin instead of just a mushroom?”
Producer Smurf: “My saying it’s valuable.”
Mouse: “That’s not how money works!”
Spicoli: “Dude, that is exactly how money works.”
Mouse: “Well be that as it may, I still can’t use a mushroom to play this slot machine.”
Producer Smurf: “It’s not a mushroom. It’s a smurfcoin.”
Mr. Nibbles: “There they go around the other side of the keno tables!”
Producer Smurf: “Hey! No eating the smurfcoin!”
Mouse: “Spicoli, what are you doing?”
Spicoli: “Jfft verifymng the smmfcn blockchmmn.”
Mouse: “The ‘smurfcoin’ is a mushroom. You don’t need to verify the blockchain.”
Mr. Nibbles: “Okay, guys, now they’re heading this way …”
Dennis: “Watch out! Dog and cats coming through! Oh, hi guys.”
Mouse: “Dennis! Watch out for the flux capacitor!”
And then …
Spicoli: “Whoa, dude, what kind of mushrooms are you putting on your blockchain?”
Producer Smurf: “It smurfs me out every time you smurf that thing with your eyes through those sunglasses?”
Gilligan: “Have you two seen a couple of cats riding on a dog? Also, didn’t we used to have a slot machine here?”
Meanwhile (sort of) …
Mr. Nibbles: “Friend mouse, I think your device set the slot machine on fire.”
Dennis: “Did I just destroy something?”
Mr. Nibbles: “Only my flux capacitor.”
Dennis: “Yes! I’ve still got the touch!”
James Bond: “This smoke screen is exactly what I need to cover my escape.”
13 thoughts on “Aces High”
What an adventure. Gilligan will have some explaining to do!
Dang, that’s why I try to not eat any mushrooms!
Rut roh! Smurf and Spicoil are now stuck on Gilligan’s Island! Now, everyone needs rescued.
Dennis will never lose his special touch. It’s what makes him Dennis
I’m sure Dennis is a good diversion any time for anything.
Deal us in!
Darn it, D. Mom wishes we had a flux capacitor for when she plays the lottery. Or maybe she wishes Yolanda Vega had one. Anyway, we want to win money!
Love and licks,
That is a flux capacitor. Maybe you need to try a TARDIS instead.
Looks like things have just taken an interesting turn! We can’t wait to see what’s next!
Jakey, Arty & Rosy
OMC…we hope this will work out fine, Dennis, looks like 007 is the only one who sees the bright side of this slot machine…ka chingggg…MOL 😀 Pawkisses for a lucky day 🙂 ❤
smurfcoin, barfcoin, since I made no money, I declare it smoke and mirrors
Snorts and rolls with piggy laughter. You had me at Bond – James Bond. Oinks and snorts. XOXO – Bacon
How did Dennis manage to NOT end up with Gilligan?
-Saint Fiona the Patient, Crazy Daisy, and Lucy-Fur