Back! To the Future!

Dennis: “I hope the Hipsters are doing all right with those ninja hedgehogs.”
James Bond (1986): “I’m sure there’s no need to worry about your little friends, Dennis. They can obviously take care of themselves.”
Mouse: “I’m not sure if you really believe that or if you just want a martini.”
James Bond (1986): “I’d love a martini. Thanks ever so much.”
Mouse: “If you think I’m offering to get you a martini then you clearly don’t understand the relationship between mice and humans.”

Chaplin: “We’re back! That was ever so much fun! Thanks for introducing us to your friends, Dennis!”
Dennis: “Ummmm … you’re welcome?”
James Bond (1986): “Splendid! Time for martinis then! Extra olives all around!”
Snooty Waiter: “Sorry, sir, we cannot make martinis with olives right now, because we have no olives.”
James Bond (1986): “Good lord! No olives?! How is such a thing possible?”
Snooty Waiter: “I don’t know, sir. All I can tell you is that today’s olive truck never arrived.”

Moments later …

Ninja Hedgehog Commander: “Nobody move! This is a ninja hedgehog raid! And thanks for suggesting that spiffy catchphrase, hound.”
Dennis: “Umm … you’re also welcome?”
Mouse: “I thought you Hipsters had taken care of the ninja hedgehogs.”
Charlee: “Well their cannon thing ran out of pillbugs so we got bored.”

Ninja Hedgehog Commander: “That’s right, we’re back! And we reloaded our cannon with olives we got from a truck we hijacked. Now you will have no choice but to help us rebuild our mealworm vats!”
Ninja Hedgehog Cannoneer: “How dry I ammmmm … *hic*”
Mouse: “Why are you Hipsters just sitting there? Go bat the ninja hedgehog cannoneer around some more.”
Charlee: “We’re kind of tired now.”
Dennis: “Oh yeah? Well you ninja hedgehogs had better back off before I unleash my secret weapon on you!”
Norman #1: “What secret weapon would that be?”
Dennis: “I’m not telling you. Then it wouldn’t be a secret.”
Norman #2: “He’s bluffing, Norman. There’s no secret weapon.”

But suddenly …

Ninja Hedgehog Commander: “Aaaaiiiieeeee!”

Spicoli: “Hey dudes! Long time no see!”
James Bond (2018): “Everybody who’s from the future, get in the car.”
Mr. Nibbles: “Mr. Dennis, how did you know this car was going to arrive at the exact right moment to save us?”
Dennis: “Oh I didn’t. I was totally bluffing.”

Dennis: “Excuse me, Mr. Future Bond? If we’re going back to the future, can I request a stop along the way?”
James Bond (2018): “I’m not running an anachronic taxi service here, Dennis.”
Dennis: “You wouldn’t really say ‘no’ to a dog with terminal bone cancer, would you?”
James Bond (2018): “…. Fine. When and where would you like me to stop?”

After the dust settles …

Ninja Hedgehog Cannoneer: “Martini with olive?”
James Bond (1986): “Keep them coming. I want to forget this whole sorry episode ever happened.”
Producer Smurf: “Hey! What the smurf?! Which one of you smurfed me out the window?!?! Not smurfy! Not smurfy at all!”

Not long after, elsewhere in 1986 …

Ninja Hedgehog Commander: “Take a good long look, boys. Bond is old hat. We have a new arch-enemy now. We just have to find out where he lives!”

Meanwhile, some time in 2009, a visitor from the future stops by …

2009 Tucker: “Dennis? What are you doing here? I thought you were off at a flyball tournament for the weekend.”
2018 Dennis: “I am. I just popped home for one night. Do you all mind if I climb up there for some good old-fashioned dogpile cuddling?”
2009 Trixie: “Of course we don’t mind. Hop on up.”
2009 Trouble: “Speak for yourself, Trixie.”

12 thoughts on “Back! To the Future!

  1. Awwww, that special stop you requested, Dennis, made us all smile through some tears – what a lovely reunion!

    Woos – Lightning, Misty, and Timber


  2. Olives seem important. I’m not sure what they are, but Mom says the word, “No olives” to me a lot. If they’re anything like blueberries, I might chew them and spit them out on the rug. Mom always says, “That’s Perfect.” when I do that…

    Love and licks,


  3. Perfect place to stop Dennis. Give everyone some luvs for us! We may not be around Blogville much these last few months but please know that you are in our hearts and our prayers every night our dear larger than life friend.
    Tons of love and POTP
    Marty and the Gang


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