hello nice reederz its dennis the vizsla dog hay wel as yoo probly reemember i hav had a fyoo ummm noo helth challendjes in the last yeer or so on top of the hart murmer wot i hav had for a wile!!! so i think it is abowt time for an updayt on how i am feeling!!!
and hoo better to rite that updayt then me dennis the vizsla dog??? nobuddy!!! wel ok maybe my vets but i wood probly hav to pay them but stil i am the nekst best awthoritee on myself chek it owt!!!
now of korse the biggest reesent helth nooz for me wuz the ost … osteo … owtch … owtcheosarcoma in my hip wot wuz fownd unekspektedly in december just after the fire!!! which probly meens that it wuz kawzd by the fire rite??? dada sez that is a lodjikal fallasee but wot duz he no he never yoozed his filosofee degree for ennything!!! wot i hav got is kalld an axial owtcheosarcoma on akkownt of it is in my elvis the pelvis and not in wun of my lims sutch as my leg or my other leg or my other leg or my other leg on the wun hand that is bad on akkownt of the toomer kannot be reemoovd or ampyootayted or killd with the raydeeayshun but on the other hand axial owtcheosarcomas are not as aggressiv as the kind of owtcheosarcoma wot mite be fownd in my leg or my other leg or my other leg or my other leg!!! see it is troo i do not hav an agressiv bone in my body!!! the toomer wuz insted treeted with pallyativ raydeeayshun wich is the kind of raydeeayshun wot wants to be yore frend!!! prior to the pallyativ raydeeayshun i had ben kind of hobbling arownd on three legs holding my wun bak leg up in the air but sinse then i hav ben aybel to git arownd with my yoozhual vizsla trot check it owt!
yeah go me!!! i can git on the furnitcher mostly all by myself for my furnitcher therapy and sinse dada tuk the legs off the hyooman bed i can git up and down frum that verry eezily as well!!! wich is all gud becuz i do need my furnitcher therapy!!!
now wen i got my pallyatv raydeeayshun the anklyosaurolodjist sed that the median servival time for dogs with my kind of owtcheosarkoma wuz siks months!!! we ar now five months owt frum my diagnosis and the anklyosaurolodjist sez that he cud not be mor pleezd with how i am dooing after my treetmint and neether cud mama and dada and me!!! we are all hoping that the raydeeayshun treetmint keeps me feeling gud and trotting arownd the bakyard for menny munths yet to come!!!
now the other big helth nooz wot i got last yeer wuz the diagnosis of inflayshunerry bowl dizeez hmm no wait that wood meen i wuz gitting a bigger fud bowl no its inflayshunerry bowel dizeez hmm no wayt that is not rite eether that wood meen i hav got a big butt like wun of those rappers girlfrends i hav herd abowt now it is inflammatory bowel dizeez or eye beady thats the other thing!!! i wuz diagnosd with that over the summer and an unfortchoonat side effekt of the raydeeayshun treetmint wuz that i had a kuple of pritty seeryus flayr ups of the eye beady on akkownt of the raydeeayshun nockd owt sum of my intestimonial flora!!! wotever that meens!!! but suffice to say that for three or fore weeks i got to yooze the saym soft washcloths and baby wipe warmer wot tucker yoozed to yooze!!! the washing masheen shoor ernd its keep wile that wuz going on!!!
mama and the internalist vetnameez persun tried me on varyus diffrent types of hidrolized and hypoallerdjenik and speshulized fuds and also after konsultayshun with my cardy-o vet deesided that my hart wuz dooing wel enuf that i cud be put on prednisone wich mama sez is the big gun for eye beady it wuz the last thing they tried with my brother tucker just befor the eye beady tuk him over the bridj and things finaly started terning arownd for my deeposits in the yard!!! wen i started mayking solid wuns agin mama and dada wer so happy they tuk pikchers of it hoo noo that solid dog poops cud mayk hyoomans so happy??? i gess it must be sum reely wunnerful poop rite??? so heer is a pikcher of it for all of yoo to enjoy!!!
ha ha ha i am just kidding that is not my poop it is akchooally patrick stewarts poop!!! becuz dada sed i cudnt just throw unekspekted poop in evrywuns fayse on akkownt of this is a sivilized blog!!! but if yoo reely want to see it yoo kan klick on patrick stewart and yoo wil see the pikcher of the poop wot mayd mama and dada so happy!!! yoo hav ben warnd!!!
now yoo may be wundring wot majikal hydrolyzed hypoallerdjenik pixie dust kind of fud it wuz wot finaly setteld my intestinals wel gess wot??? it wuz not enny of that stuf!!! do yoo no wot it wuz??? it wuz pasta and eggs!!!
mama has ben studdying her doggy nootrishun buks wot she got frum the faymus dog nootrishunist monica segal frum the mithikal land of cananda eh??? she has also ben konsulting with the nootrishunist direktly abowt how to supplement my noodel and egg dishes wile she — hay why duz evrywun keep stayring at my nose?!?!
in addishun to giving me my noodels and eggs strait up mama has also ben blending them and stuffing them into my pickel toys and freezing them!!! this is a verry speshul treet for me the naym of the treet is oh my god dennis stop barking!!! i hily rekomend it for those of yoo wot like pasta and eggs!!!
this is me enjoying a delishus helping of oh my god dennis stop barking!!!
now as it terns owt gitting startid on the prednisone wuz a gud thing for me on akkownt of the prednisone has also ben helping with yet another of my kondishuns and that is the hips displeezya and arthuritis!!! we no this on akkownt of how wen we started to dial it bak a littel i started dooing wot mama kallz the ballerina pose ware i sort of put my bak feet together and toe owt!!! after bumping it bak up i am feeling a lot better and not dooing the ballerina pose wich is gud becuz i did not want to hav to start waring a tutu!!! wich is like a cone of shaym for yore butt i gess!!! and yoo no wot i think of the cone of shaym!!!
as for my other kondishuns wot hav ben rather longer standing then theez laytest wuns my hart is in pritty gud shayp sinse adding in the pimobendan in faky my hart murmer has ben downgrayded from class five to class three/four!!! this is wun kayse ware beeing lower class is better!!! and as for my anxiety and noise fobias wile they do stil eksist as wuz preedikted by my beehayvorist a long long time ago i hav finaly started to git a littel hard of heering and that meens that there ar fyoor noyses to be fobiad abowt!!! so insted of wurrying evry time they start blowing stuff up at camp paddington bear insted i offen sleep thru it now!!!
so their yoo hav it i am as they say haynging in their!!! and eeven tho mama and dada no that the toomer in my elvis the pelvis is going to git me if the eye beady duznt git me first, i kind of dont ever reely think abowt things like that on akkownt of i hav stil got a nice soft bed and mamas shirt to sleep on!!!
and eeven tho i kannot play my fayvrit sports like fetch ennymor i kan stil watch sports frum the comfort of my own home!!!
yeah that charlee is pritty gud at fetch for a kitty!!! i think i am going to say that i tawt her evrything she nos!!! after all sumbuddy in this howse needs to kerry on the fetch tradishun after i am gawn!!! ok bye