Burger King

Mouse: “Say, Vermin, did you by any chance convince Dennis he was the King of California?”
Vermin: “HISS! Nasty mouse! Stop calling me Vermin. And also, yes.”

Mouse: “Okay. I need you to come to the bathroom and tell him it was all just a prank and that he’s not really the king.”
Vermin: “HISS! How do you know he’s not the King of California? Have you checked the genealogy? Have you studied all the relevant laws about the line of royal succession?”
Mouse: “There aren’t any relevant laws about royal succession! California is not a monarchy!”
Vermin: “If there aren’t any relevant laws, then what’s to say he’s not the King?”
Mouse: “The state constitution, for one! And the federal constitution for another!”
Vermin: “Pffft. The King gets to overrule any silly piece of paper.”
Mouse: “He’s not the King!”

Vermin: “HISSS! Nasty mouse! I’m not going to sit here and listen to these seditious claims of yours that Dennis isn’t the King. And here I thought you were his friend.”
Mouse: “Ugh, forget it. I’ll handle this myself.”

Soon …

Mouse: “Chaplin, where’s Dennis?”
Chaplin: “He said he was going out to make a royal decree. Hey, do you want to help me unroll the toilet paper?”
Mouse: “Maybe later. Did he say where he was going?”

Meanwhile …

Dennis: “Old man!”
In-n-Out Burger Employee: “Dude, I’m in high school. I’m not old.”
Dennis: “Never mind that. I am here to inform you that I have issued a new royal decree that all dogs shall eat for free at In-n-Out Burger.”
In-n-Out Burger Employee: “Umm, all right. But you should probably talk to my manager.”
Dennis: “Very well, I’ll wait here while you fetch him.”

Before long …

Dennis the Constitutional In-n-Out Burger Manager: “What’s all this about a royal decree, then?”

9 Comments on “Burger King

  1. No doubt about it, Dennis – you are KING!!!

    Woos – Lightning, Misty, and Timber


  2. Snorts and rolls with piggy laughter. I would curtsy but I don’t have knees my royalness. Now bring on the burgers!! XOXO – Bacon


  3. We here in the Northy North reaches shall honor you as King, Dennis!! Especially if us dogs get free In n Out burgers!!!
    Arty, Jakey & Rosy


Leave us a woof or a purr!

Fill in your details below or click an icon to log in:

WordPress.com Logo

You are commenting using your WordPress.com account. Log Out /  Change )

Google photo

You are commenting using your Google account. Log Out /  Change )

Twitter picture

You are commenting using your Twitter account. Log Out /  Change )

Facebook photo

You are commenting using your Facebook account. Log Out /  Change )

Connecting to %s

This site uses Akismet to reduce spam. Learn how your comment data is processed.

%d bloggers like this: