Dennis: “Greetings, In-n-Out Burger Manager. I am Dennis, King of California.”
Dennis the Constitutional In-n-Out Burger Manager: “I didn’t know California had a King.”
Dennis: “Neither did I! But I recently became aware that it’s almost certainly not entirely impossible that I could be and probably am the King.”
Dennis the Constitutional In-n-Out Burger Manager: “Yeah? How’d you become King, then?”

Dennis: “Well I was watching a program on television about that beagle who was once lost and homeless and then became King of England, and my friend Vermin the opossum pointed out that I was once lost and homeless and explained how, logically, that meant I must be King, too. And my friend Vermin hates me so she would never tell me I was King unless I really was King, right?”

Dennis the Constitutional In-n-Out Burger Manager:”Yeah, all right. That doesn’t sound much worse than how we do things now. So what do you need from me, King Dennis?”
Dennis: “Well, first, do you have a throne I could sit on?”

Soon …

Dennis: “Now then, could you bring in some of those free cheeseburgers we were discussing earlier?”
Dennis the Constitutional In-n-Out Burger Manager: “Certainly, Your Highness.”

But then …

USDA Inspector: “Not so fast, there, buddy. No food in the bathroom.”
Dennis the Constitutional In-n-Out Burger Manager: “Ah, now we see the violence inherent in the system!”

Dennis the Constitutional In-n-Out Burger Manager: “Come and see the violence inherent in the system! Help! Help! I’m being repressed!”
Spicoli (off-camera): “Sorry, dude, I just want my animal-style burger and fries.”
Dennis: “Hey, could you at least leave me that turkey leg?”

Meanwhile …

White Castle Drive-Thru Operator: “BZZZT how can I BZZZT BZZT you today?”
Mouse: “I’m looking for a dog who’s dressed up like a King and may be issuing burger-related proclamations.”
White Castle Drive-Thru Operator: “BZZZZT so that was BZZZT chicken ring slider? But sorry BZZT we don’t have clams, maybe try Long John Silver.”
Harold: “Kumar, do you see a talking mouse out there?”