Hi Pan

Lo Pan: “So your names are Miss Charlie and Mr. Chaplin? I am ever so pleased to meet you.”
Charlee: “Look how tall that person is, Chaplin.”
Chaplin: “He’s very tall.”

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happy maybe probly twelfth birthday to me!!!

hello nice reederz its dennis the vizsla dog hay gess wot tooday is??? tooday is my maybe probly twelfth birthday!!!

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Vermin: “You say it’s your birthday! It’s my birthday too! So give me your cake!”
Dennis: “Do I have to?”
Spicoli: “I don’t think that’s how the song goes, dude.”

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The Consulate of China

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Spicoli: “Dude, did you steal your Dada’s phone again?”
Dennis: “I never steal Dada’s phone. It’s just that sometimes people leave important messages on it for me and he never passes them along.”
Mouse: “Fake calls from the IRS threatening lawsuits or from people overseas claiming they’ll give you money in exchange for your bacnk account number don’t constitute ‘important messages’, Dennis.”
Dennis: “Sure sure. I’ve learned my lesson about those. But this one isn’t like that. Check it out!”

(Note: This is an actual voice mail from Dada’s phone)

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(Somewhat) Silent Sunday: Graduadiation II

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Dennis with some of his fans at Angel Care Cancer Center

Dennis finished up his second course of palliative radiation for osteosarcoma, and got another spiffy bandanna for his collection; now we wait a few weeks to find out if we see the same improvement in symptoms this time that we did after his last graduadiation.

It’s A Hipsterview!

Charlee: “Hello everyone! It’s me, Charlee!”

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I’m Batman. I mean Batgirl. I mean Batcat.

Chaplin: “And me, Chaplin!”

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Oh, did you want to sit here?

Charlee: “We just stopped by to let everyone know that an interview we did with the Funny Farmers has dropped over on Mousebreath!”

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Chaplin: “It dropped? Where did it drop from? Can I climb up there? Where did it drop to? Is it on the floor? Can I eat it?”

Charlee: “That’s just a figure of speech, Chaplin.”

Chaplin: “Oh, okay. But still. Can I eat it?”

Dennis: “Hey did they use the picture of me from when I was a cat?”

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One of these things is not like the others

Charlee: “You were never a cat, Dennis.”

Chaplin: “You were just wearing a cat mask.”

Dennis: “Was too a cat. Meow.”

Charlee: “Just stop.”

Thank you Jan’s Funny Farm and the Funny Farmers for interviewing the Hipsters!