Spicoli: “Dude, did you steal your Dada’s phone again?”
Dennis: “I never steal Dada’s phone. It’s just that sometimes people leave important messages on it for me and he never passes them along.”
Mouse: “Fake calls from the IRS threatening lawsuits or from people overseas claiming they’ll give you money in exchange for your bacnk account number don’t constitute ‘important messages’, Dennis.”
Dennis: “Sure sure. I’ve learned my lesson about those. But this one isn’t like that. Check it out!”
(Note: This is an actual voice mail from Dada’s phone)
Mouse: “Please don’t tell me you’re planning to call or visit the Consulate of China in response to that ridiculous voice mail.”
Dennis: “No no, of course not. I’m still convalescing from my radiation treatments. Plus I would probably set off the radioactivity detectors at the Consulate.”
Mouse: “Well that’s very sensible of you. Except for the part about the radioactivity.”
Dennis: “Ha ha ha! Thanks! Anyway I sent my two most trusted lieutenants to the Consulate of China to talk to them on my behalf.”
Mouse: “Dennis …”
Spicoli: “Dude! I thought I was your most trusted lieutenant! Now I’m all sad and stuff.”
Meanwhile …
Lo Pan: “Welcome to the Consulate of China. I see you got my voice mail.”
The Oceanside Animals 
Hmmm sounds like you need a PA for taking messages,xx Speedy
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If we were woo, we’d watch those Chinese Khonsulate Khats!
Just sayin’
Hugz&Khysses,
Khyra&Holly&Khousin Emmy
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As we say to Dennis so often…what could go wrong?
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Well, that DID sound awfully important, very legit, so it’s a good thing you attended to it, D. #nailedit OK. Bye.
Love and licks,
Cupcake
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Why do we fear this will not go well?
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Our mom and dad get those same calls. They just delete them without listening to the whole thing.
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Uh, Dennis, the best thing to do is just say NO!!!
Woos – Lightning, Misty, and Timber
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I hope he brought you some Chinese food 🙂
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oh my! This can’t end well. XOXO – Bacon
P.S. can you get me some egg drop soup? Thanks!
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The Chinese Consulate has no idea how much trouble is about be stirred up…BOL!
xoxo,
Rosy, Arty & Jakey
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