hello nice reederz its dennis the vizsla dog hay gess wot tooday is??? tooday is my maybe probly twelfth birthday!!!
Vermin: “You say it’s your birthday! It’s my birthday too! So give me your cake!”
Dennis: “Do I have to?”
Spicoli: “I don’t think that’s how the song goes, dude.”
now of korse as most of yoo probly no i am a reskyew wot wuz fownd wandring in a canyon with my too brothers and wot wuz thawt to be my sister but wot is now beleevd to be my mother!!! over the yeerz we hav lost tutch with the pak wot i wuz fownd with but i hav herd that at leest sum of them hav passd away and bak in deesember mama and dada wer not shoor that i wood mayk it to the big wun too eether and yet heer i am!!!
Spicoli: “Happy birthday to dude, happy birthday to dude, happy birthday dear duu-uude … Happy birthday to dude!”
Vermin: “Boo! Hiss! Bring back the possum!”
Producer Smurf: “Do you even smurf whose birthday it is?”
Spicoli: “Well I did. But then I forgot.”
beeing maybe probly twelv i am now just wun yeer shy of beeing a teenaydjer!!! now i no that unfortchoonatly i am probly not going to mayk it to akchooally bekuming a teenaydjer but i am shoor i wood hav mayd an awsum wun!!! i wood lissen to hip bands and ask for ekspensiv klothes and then roll my eyes all the time!!! ha ha ha no i am just kidding i woodnt do enny of that i wood just keep on dooing wot i am dooing now wich is sleep most of the time and okayzhunally wayk up to eat and cuddel mama and wag my tail and sutch!!!
Chaplin: “Meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow …”
Mr. Nibbles: “Isn’t that song from an old cat food commercial?”
Charlee: “It’s not a song. It’s an abstract poem.”
Mouse: “When you say ‘possum’ are you referring to yourself?”
Vermin: “HISS! Nasty mouse! Of course not! Everyone knows I am a cat. I’m just saying, possums have lovely singing voices.”
ennyway it has for shoor ben a gud eleventeen yeerz sinse i wuz abowt wun yeer old and kaym to liv with my mama and dada and tucker and trixie and pooh bear and trouble and now the hipster kitties!!!
Sky Turtle: “You silly mammals are so busy arguing, you’re forgetting to say something.”
Everyone: “Happy birthday, Dennis!”
Dennis: “I say it’s my birthday! Please give me some food!”
i am lukking forward to however mutch mor time i hav to spend heer with evrywun befor rejoyning my pak sumware beeyond the rainbo bridj!!! ok bye
Happy Birthday hungarian cousin! Come over we just snitched something in the kitchen so we can celebrate together…. uuuaaaaks we accidentally got a pack with quakers oats… awful… but we can make a super mess with that stuff…
LikeLike
Imagine me singing this to Dennis. My favorite birthday song. My family sing it to each other for all our birthdays. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ATrVhT7eB3Q
LikeLike
Awww, Happy Birthday Dennis and I hope you have many many more! And good naps and cuddles.
LikeLike
KhakeKhakeKhakeKhakeKhakeKhakeKhakeKhakeKhakeKhakeKhakeKhake!!!!!!!!!!!!
Hugz&Khysses,
Khyra&Holly&khousinEmmy
LikeLike
I hope your maybe probly birthday is going along well, D. My wish is for you to enjoy every single day and to have each day be even better than the one before it. Love you, buddy. OK. Bye.
Love and licks,
Cupcake
LikeLike
Happy Birthday, Dennis! I hope you get cake and ice cream!
LikeLike
A very HAPPY BIRTHDAY Dennis!! I know the HIpster kitties(and your Mama and Dada) will make it an extra special day!
xoxo,
Rosy, Arty & Jakey
LikeLike
Happy Birthday and many more Happy Returns 🛍🛍🛍
LikeLike
Happy Birthday from all of us my most handsome friend!
LikeLike
HAPPY BIRTHDAY, Dennis!!! My Mom and I want to wish you the bestest of birthdays ever. We’ve only got to know you a short time, but we really like you.
HAPPY BIRTHDAY Dennis the Vizsla Boomer and Mom
LikeLike
It doesn’t matter if this is “maybe probly” your 12th birthday. What counts is your mama and dada love you so much they gave you a day and celebrate it with you. So no maybe or probly about it, Dennis, Happy 12th birthday!!! Enjoy every moment of it.
LikeLike
Happy Birthday Dennis!!!
LikeLiked by 1 person
Happy Birthday Dennis! We hope you get lots of goodies to eat today.
LikeLike
WOO HOO!!! It’ss yur 11benty Birthday Dennis!! Wee are so happy yur here to cellybrate an bee with all of us who LUV you…..mee knows mee gettin senty-mentall butt Dude yur berry speshell to mee an LadyMum!
Just so’ss you know!
O-kay now mee sing-mee-yow to you:
“Happy Birthday to you,
Happy Birthday to you,
Happy Birthday deerest Dennis,
Happy Birthday to you….
….an many more……”
Mee hopes yur here fur a long while longer….you know what mee meenss…..
~~~head rubsss~~~ Siddhartha Henry~~~ an {{{hugsss}}} LadyMum
LikeLike
Great big happy birthday wishes to YOU, Dennis!!!! 12 is wonderful, and what a great life you have had. We are sure wanting to see what life with Dennis as a teenager could be like, so you had better still be here for #13!!!
Hugs and Woos – Lightning, Misty, and Timber
LikeLike
Happiest of happy birthdays, Dennis! 🎂🎈🎁 I hope the day is full of all things wonderful. *Ear licks* Noodle
LikeLike
Happy Happy Birthday Dennis!!!
hugs
Hazel & Mabel
LikeLike
Happy birthday Dennis! Enjoy the treats and all the cuddles! ❤
mrsbearfoot/Lindy
LikeLike
Happy Birthday Dennis!
LikeLike
Happy birthday Dennis, we hope you get lots of lovely cuddles and pats and your favourite food!! Love and wiggly waggly tails from Gilly & Hedy
LikeLike
May you have many good days, weeks, and months to enjoy being an almost teenager, Dennis. Lots of love pouring your way.
LikeLike
Happee maybe probably birthday Dennis!!! Daisy already rolls her eyes at Mom, so she can totally do that to your Mama and Dada, if you want her too! Enjoy the khake!
*kissey face*
-Saint Fiona the Patient, Crazy Daisy (whose birthday is today), and Lucy-Fur
LikeLike
Happy birthday, Dennis. You would make a glorious teenager
LikeLike
Happy Birthday to you,
Happy Birthday to you,
Meow, meow, dearest Dennis,
happy Birthday to you!
Meows and Purrs from The Cat Gang
LikeLike
Happy, happy day, Dennis!
LikeLike
Happy belated Birthday, Dennis!!
LikeLike
Shelby and I hope you had a totally awesome birthday Dennis!! Love you!!!
LikeLike
HaPpY Birthday Dennis!
LikeLike