hello nice reederz its dennis the vizsla dog hay gess wot tooday is??? tooday is my maybe probly twelfth birthday!!!
Vermin: “You say it’s your birthday! It’s my birthday too! So give me your cake!”
Dennis: “Do I have to?”
Spicoli: “I don’t think that’s how the song goes, dude.”
now of korse as most of yoo probly no i am a reskyew wot wuz fownd wandring in a canyon with my too brothers and wot wuz thawt to be my sister but wot is now beleevd to be my mother!!! over the yeerz we hav lost tutch with the pak wot i wuz fownd with but i hav herd that at leest sum of them hav passd away and bak in deesember mama and dada wer not shoor that i wood mayk it to the big wun too eether and yet heer i am!!!
Spicoli: “Happy birthday to dude, happy birthday to dude, happy birthday dear duu-uude … Happy birthday to dude!”
Vermin: “Boo! Hiss! Bring back the possum!”
Producer Smurf: “Do you even smurf whose birthday it is?”
Spicoli: “Well I did. But then I forgot.”
beeing maybe probly twelv i am now just wun yeer shy of beeing a teenaydjer!!! now i no that unfortchoonatly i am probly not going to mayk it to akchooally bekuming a teenaydjer but i am shoor i wood hav mayd an awsum wun!!! i wood lissen to hip bands and ask for ekspensiv klothes and then roll my eyes all the time!!! ha ha ha no i am just kidding i woodnt do enny of that i wood just keep on dooing wot i am dooing now wich is sleep most of the time and okayzhunally wayk up to eat and cuddel mama and wag my tail and sutch!!!
Chaplin: “Meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow …”
Mr. Nibbles: “Isn’t that song from an old cat food commercial?”
Charlee: “It’s not a song. It’s an abstract poem.”
Mouse: “When you say ‘possum’ are you referring to yourself?”
Vermin: “HISS! Nasty mouse! Of course not! Everyone knows I am a cat. I’m just saying, possums have lovely singing voices.”
ennyway it has for shoor ben a gud eleventeen yeerz sinse i wuz abowt wun yeer old and kaym to liv with my mama and dada and tucker and trixie and pooh bear and trouble and now the hipster kitties!!!
Sky Turtle: “You silly mammals are so busy arguing, you’re forgetting to say something.”
Everyone: “Happy birthday, Dennis!”
Dennis: “I say it’s my birthday! Please give me some food!”
i am lukking forward to however mutch mor time i hav to spend heer with evrywun befor rejoyning my pak sumware beeyond the rainbo bridj!!! ok bye