happy maybe probly twelfth birthday to me!!!

hello nice reederz its dennis the vizsla dog hay gess wot tooday is??? tooday is my maybe probly twelfth birthday!!!


Vermin: “You say it’s your birthday! It’s my birthday too! So give me your cake!”
Dennis: “Do I have to?”
Spicoli: “I don’t think that’s how the song goes, dude.”

now of korse as most of yoo probly no i am a reskyew wot wuz fownd wandring in a canyon with my too brothers and wot wuz thawt to be my sister but wot is now beleevd to be my mother!!! over the yeerz we hav lost tutch with the pak wot i wuz fownd with but i hav herd that at leest sum of them hav passd away and bak in deesember mama and dada wer not shoor that i wood mayk it to the big wun too eether and yet heer i am!!!


Spicoli: “Happy birthday to dude, happy birthday to dude, happy birthday dear duu-uude … Happy birthday to dude!”
Vermin: “Boo! Hiss! Bring back the possum!”
Producer Smurf: “Do you even smurf whose birthday it is?”
Spicoli: “Well I did. But then I forgot.”

beeing maybe probly twelv i am now just wun yeer shy of beeing a teenaydjer!!! now i no that unfortchoonatly i am probly not going to mayk it to akchooally bekuming a teenaydjer but i am shoor i wood hav mayd an awsum wun!!! i wood lissen to hip bands and ask for ekspensiv klothes and then roll my eyes all the time!!! ha ha ha no i am just kidding i woodnt do enny of that i wood just keep on dooing wot i am dooing now wich is sleep most of the time and okayzhunally wayk up to eat and cuddel mama and wag my tail and sutch!!!


Chaplin: “Meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow …”
Mr. Nibbles: “Isn’t that song from an old cat food commercial?”
Charlee: “It’s not a song. It’s an abstract poem.”
Mouse: “When you say ‘possum’ are you referring to yourself?”
Vermin: “HISS! Nasty mouse! Of course not! Everyone knows I am a cat. I’m just saying, possums have lovely singing voices.”

ennyway it has for shoor ben a gud eleventeen yeerz sinse i wuz abowt wun yeer old and kaym to liv with my mama and dada and tucker and trixie and pooh bear and trouble and now the hipster kitties!!!


Sky Turtle: “You silly mammals are so busy arguing, you’re forgetting to say something.”


Everyone: “Happy birthday, Dennis!”
Dennis: “I say it’s my birthday! Please give me some food!”

i am lukking forward to however mutch mor time i hav to spend heer with evrywun befor rejoyning my pak sumware beeyond the rainbo bridj!!! ok bye

28 thoughts on “happy maybe probly twelfth birthday to me!!!

  1. Happy Birthday hungarian cousin! Come over we just snitched something in the kitchen so we can celebrate together…. uuuaaaaks we accidentally got a pack with quakers oats… awful… but we can make a super mess with that stuff…


  2. I hope your maybe probly birthday is going along well, D. My wish is for you to enjoy every single day and to have each day be even better than the one before it. Love you, buddy. OK. Bye.

    Love and licks,


  3. HAPPY BIRTHDAY, Dennis!!! My Mom and I want to wish you the bestest of birthdays ever. We’ve only got to know you a short time, but we really like you.
    HAPPY BIRTHDAY Dennis the Vizsla Boomer and Mom


  4. It doesn’t matter if this is “maybe probly” your 12th birthday. What counts is your mama and dada love you so much they gave you a day and celebrate it with you. So no maybe or probly about it, Dennis, Happy 12th birthday!!! Enjoy every moment of it.


  5. WOO HOO!!! It’ss yur 11benty Birthday Dennis!! Wee are so happy yur here to cellybrate an bee with all of us who LUV you…..mee knows mee gettin senty-mentall butt Dude yur berry speshell to mee an LadyMum!
    Just so’ss you know!
    O-kay now mee sing-mee-yow to you:
    “Happy Birthday to you,
    Happy Birthday to you,
    Happy Birthday deerest Dennis,
    Happy Birthday to you….
    ….an many more……”

    Mee hopes yur here fur a long while longer….you know what mee meenss…..
    ~~~head rubsss~~~ Siddhartha Henry~~~ an {{{hugsss}}} LadyMum


  6. Great big happy birthday wishes to YOU, Dennis!!!! 12 is wonderful, and what a great life you have had. We are sure wanting to see what life with Dennis as a teenager could be like, so you had better still be here for #13!!!

    Hugs and Woos – Lightning, Misty, and Timber


  7. Happy birthday Dennis, we hope you get lots of lovely cuddles and pats and your favourite food!! Love and wiggly waggly tails from Gilly & Hedy


  8. Happee maybe probably birthday Dennis!!! Daisy already rolls her eyes at Mom, so she can totally do that to your Mama and Dada, if you want her too! Enjoy the khake!

    *kissey face*
    -Saint Fiona the Patient, Crazy Daisy (whose birthday is today), and Lucy-Fur


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