Lo Pan: “So your names are Miss Charlie and Mr. Chaplin? I am ever so pleased to meet you.”
Charlee: “Look how tall that person is, Chaplin.”
Chaplin: “He’s very tall.”

Lo Pan: “I will confess that I was hoping Dennis will come himself.”
Charlee: “Do you think he’s as tall as our cat tree?”
Chaplin: “He might be. He might be as tall as our cat tree. Maybe even taller.”

Lo Pan: “Dennis and I met once before, you know. Since then, I have been waiting for a chance to … how do you say it? Pay him back.”
Charlee: “Should we ask him how tall he is?”
Chaplin: “I don’t know. He seems to be busy yammering on about Dennis or something.”

Lo Pan: “Surely once he learns that I have got you two in my clutches, Dennis will try to rescue you. And then I will have him. Ha ha ha ha!”
Charlee: “You’re right. Let’s just climb him and find out how tall he is.”
Chaplin: “That sounds like a good idea to me.”

Lo Pan: “Aaaaaiiiieeeee!!!”

Meanwhile …

Producer Smurf: “Sorry I’m late for the meeting but somebody abandoned me thirty years in the past. What kind of bad movie are we smurfing here?”
Dennis: “This is a video that the Consulate of China sent to us via skateboard messenger.”
Lo Pan: “… and so if you ever want to see your hipster friends again, you, Dennis the Vizsla, will come to the Consulate of China yourself, without Jack Burton. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!”
Spicoli: “Dude sure likes to cackle. That’s never a sign of mental stability.”
Mr. Nibbles: “The time stamp on this video is from a few hours ago. We’ll need to make sure the Hipsters are still all right before we agree to anything.”
Vermin: “HISSS! Shame about the Hipster Kitties, but you can’t negotiate with people like this. So I’ll be happy to take over all their cat functions. Except for playing fetch. And purring.”
Mouse: “You can’t take over their cat functions. You aren’t a cat.”
Vermin: “Am too a cat.”

But suddenly …

(Doorbell rings)
Vermin: “Woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof!”
Mouse: “Nice try, but that’s what dogs are supposed to do, not cats.”

Shortly thereafter …

Lo Pan: “I require your assistance to remove these cats and their very sharp claws from my head.”
Dennis: “What’s it worth to you?”