Lo Pan And Shut Case

Bugs Bunny: “I’m pretty  impressed that you managed to wriggle out of that tiny tunnel opening, Doc. How’d you do it?”
Jack Burton: “Nothing to it. I just greased it up with pomade and slipped right out.”
Vermin: “HISSS! I seem to be stuck in the tunnel entrance.”
Jack Burton: “Of course, once the pomade sets up, it’s like cement.”
Lo Pan: “Now, while their backs are turned, I will destroy them!”

Chaplin: “Look, Charlee, a bird.”
Charlee: “I see it, Chaplin.”
(both cats start chattering)
Lo Pan: “Stupid bird! Go away!”
Jack Burton: “So let’s get moving out to Lo Pan’s mansion.”
Bugs Bunny: “Just a second there, Doc. I need to make a phone call.”
Jack Burton: “A phone call? Who are you calling?”
Bugs Bunny: “Ehhhh, nobody you know, Doc.”
Vermin: “HISSS! Can someone give me a little pull out of here?”

Bugs Bunny: “Hey, Elphaba? What’s up, Doc? It’s Bugs Bunny. Hey I’ve got one of your runaways here. I’ll send you the GPS pin.”
Vermin: “HISSS! Seriously! I’m glued in place by something that smells like the possum on Mr. Burton’s head.”
Bugs Bunny: “What? No, of course I’m not going to shove you into an oven or throw water on you. I mean, as long as you behave.”
Lo Pan: “I said go away!”
Crow: “WHAT?”
(both cats continue chattering)

Momentarily …

Witch: “The rabbit was telling the truth for once! Take the Scarecrow away! Ha ha ha ha ha!”
Bugs Bunny: “What a maroon. And I thought this might be a challenge.”
Crow: “WHAT?”
Charlee: “Look, Chaplin, a flying monkey.”
Chaplin: “I see it, Charlee.”
(both cats continue chattering)

Chaplin: “All that chattering was exhausting. We’re ready for a nap.”
Bugs Bunny: “You were saying, Doc?”
Jack Burton: “Let’s just go get my truck.”
Crow: “WHAT?”

Vermin: “HISSS! What a revolting development.”
Crow: “WHAT?”

Later …

Spicoli: “Dude, why are you still hanging out in that tunnel? Jack’s got his truck back and a fresh load of pork chops, and we’re bringing a load of prison nachos to the barbecue.”
Vermin: “Shut up.”

14 thoughts on “Lo Pan And Shut Case

  1. Poor Vermin – stuck in the hole – maybe Dennis can come up with a plan to free him:)

    Woos – Lightning, Misty, and Timber


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