me vs the room wot moovs the reetern!!!

hello nice reederz its dennis the vizsla dog hay if yoo ar a long time reeder yoo may reemember that menny yeerz ago at the bilding ware the dog kiropraktor is i did battel with wun of my most formidabul foes the room wot moovs!!! i fawt it wunse and then i fawt it twice and then i fawt it three times and then i deeklayrd viktoree and went home!!! or posibly mor akyooratly tucker and trixie startid going to the dog kiropraktor withowt me and then of korse tucker went away and trixie went away and then nobuddy went to the dog kiropraktor for a fyoo yeerz however with my owtcheosarkoma and my funny wawking it seems maybe my spine has gotten a bit owt of wack and as they say wack is crack or ummm sumthing like that ennyway long storry short i hav mayd my verry own vizzit to the dog kiropraktor and yoo no wot that meens i had to fayse the room wot mooovs all by myself chek it owt!!!

we ar going to see doctor cheryl??? i luv doctor cheryl!!!

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its the sunday awards and meem show blogger rekognishun edishun!!!

hello nice reederz its dennis the vizsla dog hay yoo wil never gess wot tooday is!!! tooday is a sunday awards and meem show chek it owt!!!


Dennis: “Now, you two remember you’re not supposed to attack the camera when the red light starts flashing, right?”
Charlee: “We’re not kittens anymore, Dennis. We have self control now.”
Chaplin: “Except for things that are moving erratically. Then we have to pounce.”
Dennis: “You have to pounce? What happens if you don’t? Do you get kicked out of the Itty Bitty Kitty Club? Ha ha ha!”

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Garden Pests of California

Spicoli: “Hey, dude. Trying out a new look?”
Vermin: “HISSS! Nasty dog! When the sprinklers in that field came on, they softened up the pomade so I could escape, but then it hardened up again and gave me a pompadour. What are you all doing out here?”
Spicoli: “Something’s been eating the tomatoes before they’re harvested, so we’re setting up a secret surveillance camera to see what it is.”
Mr. Nibbles: “The angle looks good, friend mouse. Let’s take a picture and make sure everything is working.”

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