its the sunday awards and meem show blogger rekognishun edishun!!!

hello nice reederz its dennis the vizsla dog hay yoo wil never gess wot tooday is!!! tooday is a sunday awards and meem show chek it owt!!!

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Dennis: “Now, you two remember you’re not supposed to attack the camera when the red light starts flashing, right?”
Charlee: “We’re not kittens anymore, Dennis. We have self control now.”
Chaplin: “Except for things that are moving erratically. Then we have to pounce.”
Dennis: “You have to pounce? What happens if you don’t? Do you get kicked out of the Itty Bitty Kitty Club? Ha ha ha!”

now this week my award is frum my frend harbans over at inner thoughts and it is the twenny ateteen blogger rekognishun award!!!blogger_recognition_award_2018

this award comes kompleet with a luvly garland of flours wot wun kan ware if wun is into garlands!!! Or yoo kan fashun it into a festiv kollar!!!

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Charlee (whispering): “How does Dennis know about the Itty Bitty Kitty Club? Did you tell him?”
Chaplin (whispering): “Of course not. The first rule of the Itty Bitty Kitty Club is that you don’t talk about the Itty Bitty Kitty Club.”
Charlee (whispering): “I thought the first rule was no dogs allowed.”
Chaplin (whispering): “No, that’s the second rule. The first rule is no talking about it. The third rule is no bogarting the catnip.”
Dennis: “What are you two whispering about over there?”
Hipster Kitties: “Nothing!”

now then as with menny awards this wun comes with kwestchuns wot must be anserd!!! heer ar the kwestchuns posed by inner thawts wot wil be anserd by both me and my cohosts the hipster kitties!!!

What is the true definition of friendship?

ooh i kan totally anser this wun the troo definishun of frendship wuz me and tucker and trixie!!! heer is an eksampul!!!

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How long we can live without true love?

ummmmm hmm i am not shoor abowt this wun but judjing by most pop songs i am going to say abowt three minnits???

Why we cannot control our emotions sometimes?

wel yoo no!!! wen the tail wants to wag it must wag and wen the mowth wants to bark it must bark!!! it is like a doggy law!!!

Why we always crib for our rights but give no credence to our duties?

wel ok it is troo that i just drop my doodeez warever the urdj tayks me but i always do it owtside eksept in the kayse of the dire eye beady relayted emerdjensees!!! on the other hand mama and dada ar both always verry intrested in my doodeez yoo wood think they wood hav sumthing better to do with there big brayns but aparently not!!!

Why we hide our true self sometimes?

oh i never do this i am a dog so wot yoo see is wot yoo git pleez reefer to tail must wag and mowth must bark abuv!!! i hav herd that sum dogs kan be a bit inskrootabul but not me!!! wel i meen eksept wen i am impersunayting a hyooman but that is just on akkownt of owtraydjus diskriminayshun aginst things like dogs in malls and restawrants and buses and owter spayse and oz!!!

Why self-awareness is important?

i am not shoor wot this is is this like self hydjeen??? i am verry into self hydjeen wun must keep wunself as kleen as posibul after all!!! i mostly yooze my tung to keep myself kleen and then i like to go wipe my tung off on dadas fayse shhh do not tel him wot i am up to!!!

Why sometimes we have to tell lies?

hmm i do not think i kan anser this wun on akkownt of i am a dog and do not tel lies so i wil deefer to the hyoomans wot ar the eksperts on that sort of thing tayk it away faymus minstrel hyoomans fleetwood mac!!!

whoo is it just my imadjinayshun or am i smeling a littel tenshun emanayting frum that viddyo????

How come we always ready for pay-back?

hmm yoo no wot this reeminds me i never hav seen a penny frum all those nigerian princes and ritch widowd englishwimmen and wotnot wot hav sed they wer going to send me munny i need to git in tutch with them and find owt wot the holdup is!!!

What is the borderline between self-esteem and ego?

hmm i think that borderline wuz maybe sumware between trixie and tucker???

Does silence always work?

it duz not wurk for me!!! yoo no wot wurks for me??? barking!!! and also whining!!! in fact i think whining wurks better then barking!!! also tail wags!!! and kisses!!! but mostly whining!!!

What is the role of meditation/prayer in our lives?

is this like zen??? i am not noted for my zen!!! but the byootiful trixie wuz!!!

How long we can stay away from the truth?

ooh i think i wil deefer to another hyooman ekspert on this wun!!!

uhhh ok angry man sorry to bother yoo!!!

Why we become judgmental?

is this abowt how menny times i hav had to go before a judge and got sent to prizzin??? nun of it wuz my fawlt i sware!!!

Is not it a fact that we learn more from our criticism than our appreciation?

akchooally i think i lern best frum gitting treets!!! hint hint hint!!!

Is not a fact that ‘habits die hard’ ones they are formed?

yes that is for shoor troo for instanse i wunse got in the habbit of barking in the middel of the nite like i had to go owtside and then wen mama got up to let me owt i wood jump up and steel her playse on the bed!!! for sum reezun his habbit seemd to annoy mama and she started refyoozing to let me hav her playse in the bed wen i wood do it wich just shows yoo that yoo kant ekspekt too mutch in the way of simpathee frum peepul wen yoo hav got things like a bad bed steeling habbit!!! also i think the faymus minstrel mick jagger sang a song abowt it!!!

and thats a rap for my set of ansers!!! hay hipsters yoo hav not sed a wurd this hole time wot the hek ar yoo dooing???

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Charlee (whispering): “Hmm, apparently we’re supposed to be paying dues in the form of mice.”
Chaplin (whispering): “Hmmm.”
Mouse: “I can see you cats getting ideas again and you can just stop right now.”
Dennis: “What are you two reading over there?
Hipster Kitties: “Nothing!”

hay hipsters less reeding more ansering kwestchuns!!! ok i think they ar reddy now heer they go!!!

What is the true definition of friendship?

Charlee: “Being willing to share a litter pan.”
Chaplin: “Being willing to share food.”
Charlee: “Aww, Chaplin, are you going to share your food with me and Dennis?”
Chaplin: “I was more thinking you both would share it with me.”

How long we can live without true love?

Charlee: “True love? Is that like a lap and belly scratches? I need both of those several times a day.”
Chaplin: “I think it’s a fleecy blanket and treats. I need that every evening or I get a little cranky.”
Charlee: “And then you take it out on me by playing too rough.”
Chaplin: “Well I can’t take it out on Mama and Dada. They’re the ones with the blanket and the treats.”

Why we cannot control our emotions sometimes?

Charlee: “We cats are always in control of our emotions.”
Chaplin: “And of everything else.”
Charlee: “That includes all of you of course.”

Why we always crib for our rights but give no credence to our duties?

Charlee: “We don’t know what you mean by duties.”
Chaplin: “I think it means things that we are required to do.”
Both: “Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!”

Why we hide our true self sometimes?

Charlee: “We’re supposed to be enigmatic and mysterious. We’re cats.”
Chaplin: “Yes, we’re cats. Or are we?”
Both: “Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!”

Why self-awareness is important?

Charlee: “Well you know, when you’re jumping five or six times your own height, it’s important to know where all the parts of your body are.”
Chaplin: “Especially your tail.”

Why sometimes we have to tell lies?

Charlee: “Because it’s fun?”
Chaplin: “Yes, I’m definitely going to go with fun.”
Dennis: “Wait, you two tell lies?”
Both: “No, never.”

How come we always ready for pay-back?

Charlee: “We can’t help it. We’re equipped with deadly weapons on all four feet.”
Chaplin: “And very sharp teeth!”

What is the borderline between self-esteem and ego?

Charlee: “I’m pretty sure that, as cats, we have no such borderline.”
Chaplin: “Yes, it’s hard not to have a lot of self-esteem when you’re a cat.”
Charlee: “I think it’s one of the rules of the Itty Bitty Kitty Club.”
Chaplin: “Shhh!”

Does silence always work?

Charlee: “No.”
Chaplin: “But meowing does.”

What is the role of meditation/prayer in our lives?

Charlee: “It helps us get ready for naps.”
Chaplin: “ZZzzzZZzzz …”

How long we can stay away from the truth?

Charlee: “Let’s just put it this way: When it comes to being stubborn, don’t bet against the cat.”
Chaplin: “Unless we’re acting as your bookies, in which case, bet against the cat all you want.”

Why we become judgmental?

Both: “Because we’re cats.”

Is not it a fact that we learn more from our criticism than our appreciation?

Charlee: “Why would anyone criticize us?”
Chaplin: “I don’t understand either of these concepts.”

Is not a fact that ‘habits die hard’ ones they are formed?

Charlee: “I’m not sure about habits, but I know Bruce Willis does.”
Chaplin: “Who’s Bruce Willis? Do you have other friends I don’t know about?”
Charlee: “Of course not.”
Chaplin: “Are you lying?”
Charlee: “Why would I do that?”

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Dennis: “And that’s a wrap for the Sunday Awards and Meme show!”
Chaplin: “And just remember, everyone, there is no such thing as the Itty Bitty Kitty Club.”
Lion-O: “Charlee and Chaplin? The membership committee would like a word.”

15 thoughts on “its the sunday awards and meem show blogger rekognishun edishun!!!

  1. I like how you stayed true to yourself in your answers, D. These were some tough questions! I think you should try again in the night to get your mama out of bed with a barking emergency and grab her spot. That’s the best idea I ever heard of. OK. Bye.

    Love and licks,
    Cupcake

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  2. The OP Pack says:

    Those are some very deep questions, but we think you nailed all the answers.

    Uh, excuse us, Charley and Chaplin – we think the whole world knows about the Itty Bitty Kitty Club now:)

    Woos – Lightning, Misty, and Timber

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  3. Those were some very good questions…some not so easy to answer. We had to laugh at Charlee and Chaplin seems they were always doing nothing…you hang in there Dennis maybe you will catch them doing or talking about something at some point. lol Congratulations on the award. Hugs and nose kisses

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  4. Meow meow it iss BellaDharma here. Mee wants to tell you Dennis an Hippy Kitss mee lived without love, true or otherwise fur the last 2 yeerss.
    Now mee was safe at thee Sheltur butt THE Hu’manss did not spend much time with mee. An thee 2 timess mee was adopted thee Hu’manss THE peeple broutt another cat inn an mee went to peecess. An they took mee back to Sheltur.
    No one wanted mee fur mee-self. An then Lady Meowy showed upss. An now mee iss here at THE Purrfect PPad beein taken care of an sung to an watchin TEEVEE an playin toyss with her an shee bringss mealss to bee 4-5 timess a day. Mee iss purrty sure shee LOVESS mee!
    ***purrsss*** BellaDharma

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hello nice reeder its dennis the vizsla dog hay leev me a peemail if yoo want to!!! ok bye

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