Scrooge: “I’ve read several ridiculous last wills and testaments for you creatures over the years, but this one really puts the butter on the crumpet. Bah humbug.”
Mouse: “How so?”
Chaplin: “Did you hear that? We’re getting buttered crumpets.”
Charlee: “I don’t think that’s what he said.”
Scrooge: “Where to begin? It’s scrawled in crayon on a piece of shredded cardboard. It contains no punctuation except for exclamation points and question marks, and when those appear, there are always at least three in a row. Nothing is spelled correctly except “ha ha ha” and “ok bye”. And where it should be signed, there’s just a giant bite taken out of the material. Quite frankly, I don’t know how we can even assert that this was in fact written by Dennis the Vizsla Dog.”
Producer Smurf: “If Dennis didn’t smurf that, I’ll smurf my hat.”
Mr. Nibbles: “Friend Dennis always did think ‘grammar’ was a kind of breakfast cereal.”
Charlee: “I think Dennis wrote that.”
Chaplin: “That sounds like Dennis.”
Mouse: “I guarantee you that was Dennis.”
Vermin: “HISS! Nasty lawyer! Of course Dennis wrote that.”
Spicoli: “Dude, that couldn’t sound any more like Dennis if it was barking.”
Scrooge: “Well, all right, if you all vouch for it, I suppose we can say it’s a valid last will and testament …”
Spicoli: “So don’t keep us in suspense, dude. What does it say?”
Scrooge: “As far as I can make out, he leaves you all with vizsla tail wags and kisses, ‘even the smurf and the possum who pretends to be a cat’, and he leaves his blog to the Hipster Kitties, whoever they are.”
Chaplin: “That’s us! We’re the Hipster Kitties!”
Scrooge: “Then congratulations, you are now the proud proprietors of Dennis’s Diary of Destruction. It says something about an addendum that lists all the nemeses, evil perpetrators, and creditors that come with the blog, but that part has been shredded.”
Scrooge: “Well, best of luck to you! I’ll charge my fee on your Dada’s credit card on my way out, as per usual.”
Chaplin: “Nemeses? Evil perpetrators?”
Charlee: “Creditors?”
Mouse: “I don’t think you’re actually required to have nemeses or evil perpetrators. But the creditors might be a problem.”
Vermin: “HISSS! Ha ha ha! You sure are some lucky cats!”
Thank you to Petcretary Ingrid of Meezer’s Mews & Terrieristical Woofs
for creating this memorial image of Dennis the Vizsla Dog!
The Oceanside Animals 
Love your portrait, D. Congratulations, Kitties. OK. Hi!
Love and licks,
Cupcake
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I know you Hipsters will do Dennis proud. That is a most wonderful memorial graphic of dear Dennis.
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We’re sure you Hipster Kitties will be able to handle any nemeses or evil perpetrators that might come your way. That is a beautiful memorial portrait of Dennis.
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Oh Dennis. I loved the rotating Dennis and family photos on the wall.
Congratulations hipster kitties. You’ve a lot to live up to!
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We are sure the evil perpetrators will be no match for the Hipster Kitties.
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Made me cry. I know. I shouldn’t, but it did. Anyway…we will enjoy your blog Hipsters! Boomer and Mom.
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Well, not exactly the kind of will reading that most of us hope for. Maybe you can take care of the pesky creditors with some flea and tick spray.
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Congratulations Hipster Kitties! Dennis left this blog in good paws. You two will be awesome.
I love the photo tribute to Dennis. It is beautiful!
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Congratulations Hipster Kitties! Dennis left this blog in good paws. You two will be awesome.
I love the photo tribute to Dennis. It is beautiful!
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Very generous of Dennis to leave everything to you kitties. We sure miss him!
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Ah! Now I, Pipo have some kitties to miaow to, betimes, and well, I can let Dalton have a woof or an aroo now and then, tee-hee!
I do think you have inherited a most precious possession, and I know you will do Dennis proud!
Hipster Kitties! Love that moniker!
Purrs!
Waggles!
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remembering
with a smile 🙂
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The memorial image is beautiful.
Yo kitties, you have big boots you must fill, do you have this saying there. Good luck!
Kosmo
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Love the portrait.
Well done Dennis, an appropriate and generous ‘will’. It would take a scrooge to be pedantic about punctuation and grammar.
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We love the memorial image. It is just beautiful♥
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huh? what happened? where did Dennis go? he can’t be gone. he’s an institution. he’s out there somewhere like Waldo, laughing, saying, “Where’s Dennis?” He’s going to be like Elvis. Everyone’s going to spot him. There will be rumors and tails. Oops, tales.
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And the tears just keep flowing….what a lovely blog post. Dennis the Viszla will live in our hearts forever….he meant so much to all of us in the Blog World. And I’d say that “Last Will’ was totally Dennis! ~~Sherri-Ellen
Meow meow what a clevurr poochie Dennis was. Mee wishess mee mew him better! Hee was so kewl. An Hipster Kittss you helped Dennis ALOT an that iss why hee leeved you his bloggie.
***purrsss*** BellaDharma
OK BYE!
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How kind of Dennis to leave a will. XO
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NAK here – lets just say it’s been oh so much fun hitting the buff-et with Angel Dennis –
Of khourse, I’ve had the most fun hanging out and khomparing fluffy tails with Angel Trixie –
I do warn against leaving THE KHATS in charge but that’s just me!
Hugz&Khysses,
NowAngelKhyra
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The Hipster Kitties made out real good. Shows you what kind of a dawg Dennis was.
Shoko
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A beautiful memorial image – what a cute guy! 🙂
As for his last will and testament – couldn’t be left in better hands – errr.. paws!
Lots of Love
xoxoxo
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