Full Court Press

Mouse: “How is it that with all the money you have flying around you, you can never manage to convince the court that they don’t have jurisdiction over animals?”
Scrooge: “It’s their ridiculous names. ‘Dennis’? ‘Charlee’? ‘Chaplin’? These are not proper pet names. What ever happened to ‘Spot’ and ‘Frisky’ and ‘Whiskers’? Bah humbug.”
Vermin: “HISS! I’m telling you, you’re in the wrong place! When you get served, it’s a dance-off!”
Charlee: “Why are you hiding behind this sign, Spicoli?”
Spicoli: “I’ve got warrants, dude. I don’t want the fuzz to see me.”

Mouse: “Somebody called ‘Ebenezer Scrooge’ should think twice about name-shaming. Anyway I would think the court would realize they’re dealing with an animal when something small and furry shows up instead of a person.”
Scrooge: “You’d be surprised how many people try to evade liability by pretending to be a dog or a cat. Besides, I didn’t get all this money by not going to court. Bah humbug.”
Vermin: “HISS! What? Warrants? Is there a reward for turning you in?”
Chaplin: “Warrants? What kind of warrants?”
Spicoli: “It’s too embarrassing. I’m so ashamed. I’d rather not say.”

Mouse: “Well we certainly don’t want to deprive you of your fees just before Christmas, do we? So you’ll actually be going in to court with the Hipsters, then?”
Scrooge: “Oh no. I never set foot in that place. But my junior associate will be arguing the case in my stead, as usual.”
Spicoli: “Well, if you dudes all promise not to judge me too harshly …”
Chaplin: “We won’t judge you. We promise.”
Charlee: “You can tell us, Spicoli. We’re all friends here.”
Vermin: “HISS! All friends? Maybe the rest of you are! I’m just here for the dance-off, and now, to collect a reward!”

Spicoli: “I’m wanted for … UNPAID BARKING TICKETS! Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!”
Charlee: “Is that a joke? That’s a joke, right?”
Chaplin: “Now we’re definitely judging you.”
Vermin: “HISS! I hate you.”
Vinny: “Where are the two yoots I’m going to be representing?”
Mouse: “Maybe they’re with your barrel organ and monkey.”