Full Court Press

Mouse: “How is it that with all the money you have flying around you, you can never manage to convince the court that they don’t have jurisdiction over animals?”
Scrooge: “It’s their ridiculous names. ‘Dennis’? ‘Charlee’? ‘Chaplin’? These are not proper pet names. What ever happened to ‘Spot’ and ‘Frisky’ and ‘Whiskers’? Bah humbug.”
Vermin: “HISS! I’m telling you, you’re in the wrong place! When you get served, it’s a dance-off!”
Charlee: “Why are you hiding behind this sign, Spicoli?”
Spicoli: “I’ve got warrants, dude. I don’t want the fuzz to see me.”

Mouse: “Somebody called ‘Ebenezer Scrooge’ should think twice about name-shaming. Anyway I would think the court would realize they’re dealing with an animal when something small and furry shows up instead of a person.”
Scrooge: “You’d be surprised how many people try to evade liability by pretending to be a dog or a cat. Besides, I didn’t get all this money by not going to court. Bah humbug.”
Vermin: “HISS! What? Warrants? Is there a reward for turning you in?”
Chaplin: “Warrants? What kind of warrants?”
Spicoli: “It’s too embarrassing. I’m so ashamed. I’d rather not say.”

Mouse: “Well we certainly don’t want to deprive you of your fees just before Christmas, do we? So you’ll actually be going in to court with the Hipsters, then?”
Scrooge: “Oh no. I never set foot in that place. But my junior associate will be arguing the case in my stead, as usual.”
Spicoli: “Well, if you dudes all promise not to judge me too harshly …”
Chaplin: “We won’t judge you. We promise.”
Charlee: “You can tell us, Spicoli. We’re all friends here.”
Vermin: “HISS! All friends? Maybe the rest of you are! I’m just here for the dance-off, and now, to collect a reward!”

Spicoli: “I’m wanted for … UNPAID BARKING TICKETS! Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!”
Charlee: “Is that a joke? That’s a joke, right?”
Chaplin: “Now we’re definitely judging you.”
Vermin: “HISS! I hate you.”
Vinny: “Where are the two yoots I’m going to be representing?”
Mouse: “Maybe they’re with your barrel organ and monkey.”

12 thoughts on “Full Court Press

  1. Oh no, what did Charlee and Chaplin do? Surely two sweet little kitties could do no wrong. And Spicoli – that was a good one!!!

    Woos – Lightning, Misty, and Timber


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