The Hipster Kitties
And their imaginary friends
Cat Fact Fever
Chaplin: “Why are you reading a book of cat facts, Charlee? You’re a cat. I’m a cat. We’re both experts on cat facts.”
Charlee: “I’m looking for things they got wrong.”
Charlee: “Hey Chaplin it says that you and I are ‘obligate carnivores’.”
Chaplin: “What does that mean?”
Charlee: “It means we have to eat meat and get little to no nutritional value from plants and things like that.”
Chaplin: “I don’t need a book to tell me that. I just eat what Mama and Dada give us out of those magic cans and pouches and stuff.”
Charlee: “You don’t just eat that. I’ve seen you stealing dry granola and potato chips and trying to eat the crusts off bread.”
Chaplin: “Bread tastes good. Maybe your silly book doesn’t know what it’s talking about.”
Charlee: “Maybe. Or maybe you’re just a weirdo.”
Chaplin: “Hmph. I don’t have to sit here and listen to you call me a weirdo.”
Charlee: “Okay he’s gone, Dada. Now play with me.”
Meanwhile …
Chaplin: “Angel Tucker, am I a weirdo?”
Angel Tucker: “Au contraire, Padawan, you are the best pupil I could ask for. Now tell me what you found in that grocery bag.”
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Any cash in the purse?
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Charlee funny you meowed ’bout wee kittiess like to eat….mee Natural Balance Salmon Pate iss furry guud butt it has little peecess of care-rot inn it?? LadyMew laffss an sayss carnyvoress do not eat veggiess….shee iss sure rite ’bout that!
All tho LadyMew did have a kitty who liked a bit of Frenchyfried poe-tatoe!
Go figure!
***purrsss*** BellaDharma
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Seems your cat facts have been corrupted by an ethereal presence.
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The spirit of Tucker lives on.
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Cool how the Angels stay with you! Boomer
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So what did you find in the grocery bag?
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You two are giving me the giggles again!
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Aww hahah, so sweet! =]
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Guess The Khats will be teleporting snakhks to The Rainbow Bridge….hmmm…or is that YUM?
H&K,
NAK and The Blondes
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Dear hungry Tucker. He knows where all the goodies are. Trixie and Dennis undoubtedly do too now.
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My rule of paw is – if you can reach it eat it. I ate a piece of a tissue today. Not delicious, but it was on the floor, so…..
Love and licks,
Cupcake
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Chaplin, Tucker can teach you lots about the joy of food:)
Woos – Lightning, Misty, and Timber
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MOL :D…Pawkisses for a Delicious Day🐾😽💞
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Oh Chaplin, pay close attention to Angel Tucker…he knows his noms!!
xoxo,
Rosy, Jakey & Arty
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Oh Chaplin, I don’t thinks you are a weirdo AT ALL! I thinks you are part doggie, either that or Angel Tucker has taught you well! BOL Also, if you find a Fleasa Card in that bag, use it on the interwebs to buy some nip! hehheee
Kisses,
Ruby ♥
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You are not a wierdo. Thank you for the kind words you left on my blog for the loss of Tallulah. XO
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Angel Tucker will provide excellent advice! 🙂
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