Only A Day More Than Two


Everyone: “Happy birthday to you / You are no more than two / Just like Cindy Lou Who / Happy birthday dear Hipsters / Happy birthday to you!”

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Mr. Nibbles: “Why did you roll the football into your Dada’s office? This is the smallest room in the house.”
Charlee: “This ball is defective. I brought it in here to fix it.”

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Kittiron Gang

Spicoli: “Looks like those dudes raided Liberace’s collection of sports memorabilia.”
Mr. Nibbles: “I didn’t know you Hipsters were interested in football.”
Charlee: “Well we don’t really know too much about it, but a lot of people said I should be in the Super Bowl because of my ball-catching skills so we thought we should find out more.”
Chaplin: “I could catch the ball if I wanted to. I just choose not to because it’s undignified.”

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