The Hipster Kitties
And their imaginary friends
Kittiron Gang
Spicoli: “Looks like those dudes raided Liberace’s collection of sports memorabilia.”
Mr. Nibbles: “I didn’t know you Hipsters were interested in football.”
Charlee: “Well we don’t really know too much about it, but a lot of people said I should be in the Super Bowl because of my ball-catching skills so we thought we should find out more.”
Chaplin: “I could catch the ball if I wanted to. I just choose not to because it’s undignified.”
Mr. Nibbles: “Are you sure you would want to play football, Charlee? It’s a rough game, and all the other players are a lot bigger than you.”
Charlee: “Are they? I haven’t seen any players yet, just all kinds of shiny toys I could knock over, like that blue glass thing. And those funny snail shells. Anyway I’m pretty fast, and I have claws.”
Spicoli: “Undignified? Dude, you chase moths and eat cobwebs.”
Chaplin: “Somebody has to do the housework around here.”
Mr. Nibbles: “I don’t think they would let you use your claws. You’d probably get kicked out for that.”
Charlee: “I thought you said it was a rough game. What kind of rough game is it where they don’t let you use your claws?”
Spicoli: “Isn’t housework something that your ‘human servants’ are supposed to do?”
Chaplin: “Supposed to.”
Mr. Nibbles: “Well, I don’t like to discourage anyone from following their dream, so if you really want to give this a try, we can start by practicing with a football.”
Charlee: “Okay!”
Spicoli: “Dude, you’re basically saying that you help your humans out around the house and for a cat that’s about as undignified as it gets. Just admit that you like chasing moths and eating cobwebs. Nobody is going to judge you for
that.”
Chaplin: “Fine. I like to chase moths and eat cobwebs.”
Vermin: “HISSS! Weirdo!”
Later …
Charlee: “What’s this thing?”
Mr. Nibbles: “It’s a football.”
Charlee: “Don’t you have one that’s smaller? And maybe made of soft foam?”
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You could try deflating it. We hear that was a thing once.
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A smaller football would be great for fetching!
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You cats are cute…I like the sparkly football!
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Sports are stupid. Footballs are weird. Housework is annoying. Moths and cobwebs sound delicious!!
Love and licks,
Cupcake
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Charlee needs a nerf football! 🙂
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Charlee needs a nerf football. Shame on vermin for calling Chaplin a weirdo.
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This football is much bigger than it appears on TV. Reality sucks.
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Thanks for visting my blog. The pain makes me feel older than my mom (who is 86 and still going strong–cooking, baking, cleaning, shopping….. ). We got 2-3 inches today but it’s warmer…. and it’s supposed to snow 3-8 inches starting Monday evening into Tuesday! It’s okay when I don’t want to go anywhere. The Hubby has 4-wheel drive in his pickup and hasn’t gotten stuck ever… but we tend to get a couple of big drifts on our gravel road (which is only half a mile from the highway). I enjoy your blog very much. LOVE that you named your kitties Charle and Chaplin.. I should stop now!!!
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No worries, we bet Dada could get you a Nerf football:)
Woos – Lightning, Misty, and Timber
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You definitely need a smaller one 🙂
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Helping out your human companions, oh so undignified!
Heheh, kitties just want to join the Super Bowl! x
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Oh dear, you have to clean your own house? Scandalous…. but trust me on this, football is not for dignified kittenkattens such as yourself, rather watch it on the telly
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Hi … from Alberta, Canada … got here via Shadow … love your blog … smiles and purrs .. says this cat. https://youtu.be/peargM8CPoU
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Apparently Daisy, too, has decided that catching things is undignified. Although trying to catch them and missing them is pretty undignified too, in my humble, catching-abled opinion…. Of course, as hipster kitties, you make your own rules and don’t have to abide by societal norms – so just keep doing what you’re doing, even if that includes eating moths and stuff! (For what it’s worth, Lucy-Fur helps Mom with laundry – anything that doesn’t end up in the laundry basket gets destroyed by Lucy-Fur. Apparently that is helping….)
*kissey face*
-Saint Fiona the Patient, Crazy Daisy, and Lucy-Fur
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“Go Charlee!!! Go Chaplin!!”
Touch Down!!
***purrsss*** BellaDharma
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We think starting with a smaller nerf ball might be a good idea too Charlee….or maybe you should try the European type football…they may let you use your claws in that game!
Good Luck!
xoxo,
Rosy, Jakey & Arty
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Looks smaller on tv huh…MOL 😀 Great story, guys😸😸Pawkisses for a wonderful day🐾😽💞
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Thanks for the share. We hope you enjoyed the football game. We know kitty football would allow claws to be used. Hope you are having a wonderful day. Now, only if that football was kitty play size.
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We hope you can get a “just right” football. Eating cobwebs….now that made us shudder. lol Hugs and nose kisses
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And I thought Dennis got in trouble! The kitties are even worse! Ha ha ha ha!!
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