The Hipster Kitties
And their imaginary friends
Hipsters Hear A Who
Spicoli: “Dude, who’s your passenger?”
Sky Turtle: “Yes, that’s correct. Who is my passenger. Cindy Lou Who, to be more specific.”
Vermin: “HISSS! A fare? Are you running some kind of taxi service?”
Sky Turtle: “Turtle Express didn’t work out, so now I’m flying for Lyft.”
Producer Smurf: “Are we sure this isn’t Smurfette? Because she smurfs a lot like Smurfette to me.”
Spicoli: “Dude, she’s like three times your size, she’s not wearing white or a hat, she has antennae, and she isn’t blue. What makes you think she could possibly be Smurfette?”
Producer Smurf: “She has blonde hair.”
Spicoli: “Not everyone with blonde hair is Smurfette, dude.”
Producer Smurf: “So you’re smurfing she’s Tinkerbell?”
Spicoli: “You need to get out more, dude.”
Charlee: “You all were singing about Cindy Lou Who and then she appeared. Isn’t that odd?”
Mouse: “Well, yes, but way odder things than that have happened around here.”
Vermin: “HISSS! I can carry things in my pouch. Do you think I could pick up fares, too?”
Sky Turtle: “No.”
Chaplin: “Can we try singing about food and we can see if food appears?”
Charlee: “We have an entire cake waiting for us to eat it.”
Chaplin: “But I have to share that. I’m just planning ahead for when I’m hungry again in five minutes.”
Producer Smurf: “Just watch, I’ll prove she’s Smurfette. Hey Smurfette! It’s me, Producer Smurf! Smurf around and say hi!” (pause) “There, see? I told you she was Smurfette.”
Spicoli: “What? Dude, she didn’t respond to you at all. It’s like you aren’t even there.”
Producer Smurf: “Right, that’s what Smurfette does when I smurf to her. Hang on, I’ll smurf up the volume on my smurfaphone.”
Spicoli: “Oh please don’t.”
Mr. Nibbles: “She’s carrying a Christmas ornament that says ‘Timey Wimey Ball’ on it.”
Mouse: “She is? Okay, nobody touch the timey-wimey ball please.”
But then …
Producer Smurf: “Hey Smurfette!”
Momentarily …
Vermin: “HISSS! Aaaaiiieeee! Gravity!”
Sky Turtle: “This is why you’re not qualified for Lyft. No balloons.”
Charlee: “Chaplin, do you know what happened to our birthday cake?”
Chaplin: “When an opportunity presents itself, you’ve got to be quick.”
Thirteenth Doctor: “Didn’t I tell you to be careful with that Timey-Wimey ornament?”
Cindy Lou Who: “That little blue man startled me and I broke it.”
Producer Smurf: “Look, it’s another Smurfette.”
Spicoli: “Dude, just stop.”
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It looks like your birthday party is becoming quite an adventure.
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That was quite a Who hoot!
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A over the top fun party!
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Rut roh! The Timey Whimey Ball broke! Adventure time! đ
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Let me know if singing about food works. I would like to try that. I’m hungry!
Love and licks,
Cupcake
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I like the German Shepherdâs sunglasses!
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The little blue man would scare anyone.
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We knew woo KhanineKhonOSirs would notice the – GASP – KHAT!
BTW, we hope the khake is furry tasty!
H&K,
The Blondes
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We are still trying to figure out what happened to the cake! Chaplin???
Woos – Lightning, Misty, and Timber
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Happy Belated Dr. Seuss Day! XO
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Looks like things are getting interesting….hope Chaplin can rustle up that cake!
xoxo,
Rosy, Arty & Jakey
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Chaplin ate the whole cake? Whoa! He was quick.
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Now that’s what I call a party! Happy belated bday, Doctor.
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