Hamburger Helper

Big Mouth: “Hamburgers!”
Mouse: “What I don’t quite get is your angle in doing all this for the Hipsters.”
Producer Smurf: “Angle? What angle? You think I can’t just smurf something nice for my friends?”
Mr. Nibbles: “You look a little glum, Chaplin.”
Chaplin: “I’m just disappointed we came all the way to Oregon but we never saw the painted ladies.”

Producer Smurf: “Actually though that reminds me. Could you all smurf this waiver for me?”
Mouse: “Waiver?”
Producer Smurf: “Yes it’s just a liability waiver for the trucking company. Oh and also that you agree to smurf in a reality road trip show without smurfing any compensation or legal resource.”
Spicoli: “But, dude, you got to scarf down French fries and nobody ended up in a dungeon with Bugs Bunny. I would call that a win.”
Chaplin: “That’s true, but a Filet o’ Fish would have been nice.”
Vermin: “HISSS! Don’t get ahead of yourself, Spicoli! The adventure isn’t over yet! Ha ha ha!”

Charlee: “I guess maybe we will get to see the painted ladies again next year in San Diego.”
Mr. Nibbles: “That’s right, Charlee, and there will be plenty of opportunities to stare at bugs and butterflies over the summer.”
Mouse: “A reality … have you been secretly filming this whole thing?”
Producer Smurf: “Would I smurf something like that?”
Vermin: “HISSS! That big guy eats almost as fast as Tucker did! Almost!”

Just then …

Big Mouth: “BUUUUUURRRRP!”
Producer Smurf: “Aaaiiieeee! My waiver!”

Producer Smurf: “What is everyone smurfing at?”

Squirrel: “Hey guys, check out my new hat. You can hide acorns in it!”
Charlee: “Yay, painted lady butterflies!”
Spicoli: “Dude, that is one epic flower afro.”
Mouse: “Well all right, I will concede that you don’t hide antennae under your hat.”
Producer Smurf: “Oh, smurf up.”

13 Comments on “Hamburger Helper

  1. I didn’t know what you all meant by painted ladies… houses? We got em here, no need to hoof it to BOREgon! Come on by, bring the hipsters and spicolli! Leave the blue weirdo home!

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  2. I think a dungeon visit with Bugs Bunny could be fun! Hahah love the ‘epic flower afro’. Nicely done as always, thanks for the giggles 🙂
    Caz xx

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  3. MOL…isn’t that a little heavy haircut for a little smurf like you…MOL…blurp on my furriends, you made Granny and me MOL all over 😀 Pawkisses for a Happy Week ahead🐾😽💞

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  4. Yeah, I wouldn’t completely count out Bugs Bunny and the dungeon just yet. While you two are clever, I am not sure you are going to be able to escape the, uh, how shall we say, uh ineptitude of some of your companions… However, we are more than happy to send a cake with a file in it (Mom says those are totally different from electronic cookies, but I don’t think I understand the difference…)…

    *kissey face*
    -Saint Fiona the Patient, Crazy Daisy, and Lucy-Fur

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