Overheard Around The Board Room

Mouse: “So after extensive review and investigation, I have concluded that Lulu is not, in fact, a clone of Trixie.”
Spicoli: “Brilliant work, dude. What was the decisive factor? The way you just look at her and she rolls right over for a belly rub?”
Lulu: “I’ll be a clone of trixie if you want me to. I don’t mind.”
Mr. Nibbles: “You just be yourself, Miss Lulu. That’s what you’re here for.”

Mouse: “Actually I snipped some of her fur and did a full DNA analysis of it vs. Trixie’s DNA.”
Spicoli: “Well that’s … wait. Do you have some kind of database of all our DNA?”
Mouse: “Of course not. That would be weird and creepy.”
Lulu: “I’ll be in your DNA database. I don’t mind.”

Spicoli: “Okay, good.”
Mouse: “I have a backdoor into the secret government DNA database. That’s where I store all your DNA information.”
Spicoli: “Dude! No! Bad!”
Lulu: “The government can spy on me. I don’t mind.”
Vermin: “HISS! If by ‘government’ you mean your Mama and Dada and by ‘spying’ you mean tracking your GPS collar, it’s already happening! Ha ha ha!”

Mouse: “Okay we’re getting a little sidetracked. My point is, Lulu isn’t part of some long-standing plot by Trouble or ninja hedgehogs or whatever. She’s a legit new addition to the house. So that means –”
Producer Smurf: “Exsmurf me, but who smurfed you in charge of smurfing stuff like that?”
Chaplin: “I have that question too. Because I’m pretty sure I’m in charge of that.”
Lulu: “I’ll be part of a ninja hedgehog plot. I don’t mind.”
Spicoli: “Dude, let me explain to you later why you don’t mean that.”

Mouse: “Nobody in here is in charge of deciding who is and is not a legit addition to the house. I’m just saying, Lulu’s part of the gang now.”
Chaplin: “Mmm, no, I’m pretty sure that I am in charge of who gets to be part of the gang.”
Charlee: “Sounds like somebody woke up on the wrong side of the litter pan this morning.”
Lulu: “I’ll be part of the gang. I don’t mind. What’s the name of the gang again?”

Spicoli: “The Doritos Dudes? If we go with that maybe they will send us some free samples.”
Vermin: “Jill and the Morons Who Insist on Calling Her Vermin.”
Chaplin: “Chaplin in Charge.”
Charlee: “The Oceanside Animals?”
Mouse: “This isn’t a naming contest! But yes, it’s The Oceanside Animals. Very good, Charlee.”
Producer Smurf: “This is a farce. Nobody will ever smurf a show based on any of those titles.”

Lulu: “Are we done? Because I’m late for my 9:15 belly rub.”
Mouse: “Yes, we’re done. Everyone can go.”

Later …

Scott Baio: “If you try to use Chaplin in Charge, you’ll be hearing from my lawyers.”
Chaplin: “Shut up, Chachi.”

14 Comments on “Overheard Around The Board Room

  1. We think Lulu is right in the gang she is supposed to be in and you all look mighty fine together. Hugs and nose kisses

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  2. Lulu is ever so obliging, I’m not sure whether it’s incredibly endearing or a little unnerving! It makes me feel bad for poor Lulu when Chaplin doesn’t seem to thrilled to be told by Mouse she’s a new addition. Welcome to the gang, Lulu!x

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  3. Lulu, you sure can’t miss out on that belly rub!!!!! BOL!!!
    You are fursure a member of the gang nows!
    Does it come with a membership card like Costco??? hehehehee
    Kisses,
    Ruby ♥

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  4. Lulu, you are just too sweet, luffs you !!!
    Loves and licky kisses
    Princess Leah xxx

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  5. Lulu, while you are clearly an easy-going sweetheart, make sure you read the fine print on any membership agreement. Some of your associates have had connections with individuals who consort with Nigerian princes, Bugs Bunny, and *gasp* Captain Kirk. That said, we think you are a most excellent member of this group of uh, unique personalities!

    *kissey face*
    -Saint Fiona the Patient, Crazy Daisy, and Lucy-Fur

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  6. It is nice to see Lulu getting along so well…but we have to agree with Miss Fiona…be very careful Lulu….very, very careful!!
    xoxo,
    Arty, Jakey & Rosy

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