Throwback (Dennis, Tucker, & Trixie) Thursday: Vizslas Vs. The Ocean

Post originally appeared July 20, 2008

hello nice reederz its dennis the vizsla dog wel yesterday wuz verry eksiting mama and dada tuk us to a dog beech on the mithical iland kingdum of coronado wich is naymd after the famus awtomobeels mayd by desoto and krysler

in order to get to coronado iland yoo hav to go ovr a majical bridj in the sky

unforchoonatly evn tho it is very high and shaypd like an arch it is not the famus rainbow bridj and so i did not get to see pooh bear the kitty on the other side of it howevr i did see a grate big beech

unlike most beeches this wun allowz dogs to run and play off leed me and tucker wer so eksited that we kept pulling on the leed and becuz mama stops wawking wen we pul it tuk us a long long time to get to the beech trixie got their at least a week ahed of us and then had to wayt for us to ketch up

“What is the holdup already???”

at long last we finaly reechd the beech ware off in the distans from dog beech yoo can see the hyooj fortres nown as the hotel del coronado as yoo can tell from the spires and turrits this fortres is inhabited by elvs and pikseez and prinsesses of varyus sorts however we didnt go their so i didnt get to meet them

wunse we arrivd tucker wuz verry puzzeld becuz wile this is kleerly sum sort of dog park it is not feeesta iland and normaly wen we ar in the car for this long and get owt at a playse with dogs and water it meenz we ar at feeesta iland

“Where am I?  This isn’t Fiesta Island!  I’m confused!  Where’s mom?  Where’s Trixie?  Who are all these people?  I’m old and befuddled!”

it turns owt that wile feeesta iland sits in sumthing calld mishun bay coronado dog beech sits in sumthing calld the passific oshun wich is much much biggr and is full of things calld wayvs

and the thing abowt wayvs is that they chayse yoo

Ocean 1, Vizslas 0

Ocean 2, Vizslas 0

“Is the ocean still there?”

“I still don’t know where the heck I am!  Mommmmmmm!”

Ocean 2, Vizslas 1

Ocean 3, Vizslas 1

Ocean 4, Vizslas 1

Ocean 5, Vizslas 1 (seeing a pattern yet?)

Ocean 6, Vizslas 1

Ocean 7, Vizslas 1

after we wer dun at dog beech mama and dada tuk us to a neerby owtdoor shopping senter ware they got sum greek fud frum an owtdoor cafe and then we wanderd arownd the areea for a littel wile as yoo can see we got a gud vyoo of sandy eggo from across the harbor

hay wot is that stuf stikking owt of the grownd?

egad!!!!! this is kleerly sum sort of top sekret gofer fasility cleverly hidden in the middel of a shopping senter behind a chayn fense and sum hedjes!!!!! there nef … nefari … there evil plan to tayk ovr the wurld is mooving forward evn as we speek! forchoonatly i hav menny mor peepul in africa and elseware hoo ar trying to send me lots and lots of munny so soon i will be abel to retreev the gofer broke from undergrownd and continyoo with my mishun to thwart the vast rodent konspeerasy ok bye