What Is The Measure Of A Troll?


Mouse: “Why are you hanging out on the patio, Lulu?”
Lulu: “Well Chaplin has been trolling me by taking my boxes, mat, and beds, so I came out here where I know he won’t do that.”



Mouse: “Are you sure Chaplin is really being a troll and not just being a cat?”
Lulu: “Well, I don’t know. Can you explain the difference between a cat and a troll?”
Producer Smurf: “Did someone smurf a question about trolls? Because I can smurf you anything you smurf to smurf about trolls.”
Mouse: “Because you are one?”
Producer Smurf: “What?! No! Because they used to come smurfing around the village! I smurf all about them.”


Lulu: “All right, how about if I tell you the stuff Chaplin does, and you tell me if it’s troll behavior or cat behavior?”
Mouse: “Fine.”
Producer Smurf: “Smurfy.”


Lulu: “He things everything belongs to him and is always getting into my stuff.”
Mouse: “Cat.”
Producer Smurf: “Troll.”


Lulu: “He always does whatever he wants regardless of what the other animals in the house might think.”
Mouse: “Cat.”
Producer Smurf: “Troll.”


Lulu: “He knocks stuff down and breaks it.”
Mouse: “Cat.”
Producer Smurf: “Troll.”


Lulu: “You know, this isn’t really helping me differentiate troll behavior from cat behavior.”
Mouse: “That’s because one of us giving you the wrong answer all the time.”
Producer Smurf: “Troll.”


Lulu: “Hmm, so there’s one more ‘troll’ response than ‘cat’ response. That tilts it a little bit towards Chaplin being a troll. But I think I need more information.”
Producer Smurf: “Smurf you what, I’ll smurf you on a troll-smurfing tour so you can smurf trolls in their natural element.”
Mouse: “Okay I have to strongly advise against going on any troll-smurfing tours with Producer Smurf.”
Producer Smurf: “Troll.”


Lulu: “Okay, I’ll go on this troll-finding tour with you. But we need to be back in time for my 6pm belly rub.”
Producer Smurf: “Smurfy! Will you be paying for the tour by cash or credit?”
Mouse: “Fine, don’t listen to me. When you end up in a dungeon with Bugs Bunny, you’ll be sorry.”

13 thoughts on “What Is The Measure Of A Troll?

  1. Laughing, Lulu needs a third opinion. i think the producer is just selling tickets to his troll tour. I’d go with the mouse. They are experts on cats.


  2. It’s not fair that Chaplin keeps taking your stuff Lulu. We don’t really think it’s a good idea to go on an adventure with that Smurf guy. It didn’t always end well when Dennis did it.


  3. Sorry abouts Chaplin takin’ your stuffs Lu. Butts, I thinks you needs to be wary of that blue dude…..he always seemed to gets Dennis into troubles. Like missing your belly rub! that would be tragic!
    Ruby ♥


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