What Is The Measure Of A Troll?


Mouse: “Why are you hanging out on the patio, Lulu?”
Lulu: “Well Chaplin has been trolling me by taking my boxes, mat, and beds, so I came out here where I know he won’t do that.”



Mouse: “Are you sure Chaplin is really being a troll and not just being a cat?”
Lulu: “Well, I don’t know. Can you explain the difference between a cat and a troll?”
Producer Smurf: “Did someone smurf a question about trolls? Because I can smurf you anything you smurf to smurf about trolls.”
Mouse: “Because you are one?”
Producer Smurf: “What?! No! Because they used to come smurfing around the village! I smurf all about them.”


Lulu: “All right, how about if I tell you the stuff Chaplin does, and you tell me if it’s troll behavior or cat behavior?”
Mouse: “Fine.”
Producer Smurf: “Smurfy.”


Lulu: “He things everything belongs to him and is always getting into my stuff.”
Mouse: “Cat.”
Producer Smurf: “Troll.”


Lulu: “He always does whatever he wants regardless of what the other animals in the house might think.”
Mouse: “Cat.”
Producer Smurf: “Troll.”


Lulu: “He knocks stuff down and breaks it.”
Mouse: “Cat.”
Producer Smurf: “Troll.”


Lulu: “You know, this isn’t really helping me differentiate troll behavior from cat behavior.”
Mouse: “That’s because one of us giving you the wrong answer all the time.”
Producer Smurf: “Troll.”


Lulu: “Hmm, so there’s one more ‘troll’ response than ‘cat’ response. That tilts it a little bit towards Chaplin being a troll. But I think I need more information.”
Producer Smurf: “Smurf you what, I’ll smurf you on a troll-smurfing tour so you can smurf trolls in their natural element.”
Mouse: “Okay I have to strongly advise against going on any troll-smurfing tours with Producer Smurf.”
Producer Smurf: “Troll.”


Lulu: “Okay, I’ll go on this troll-finding tour with you. But we need to be back in time for my 6pm belly rub.”
Producer Smurf: “Smurfy! Will you be paying for the tour by cash or credit?”
Mouse: “Fine, don’t listen to me. When you end up in a dungeon with Bugs Bunny, you’ll be sorry.”

13 Comments on “What Is The Measure Of A Troll?

  1. Laughing, Lulu needs a third opinion. i think the producer is just selling tickets to his troll tour. I’d go with the mouse. They are experts on cats.


  2. and I totally relate to Lulu having the cats take everything. I still haven’t gotten my breakfast tray back, sighs.


  3. It’s not fair that Chaplin keeps taking your stuff Lulu. We don’t really think it’s a good idea to go on an adventure with that Smurf guy. It didn’t always end well when Dennis did it.


  4. Sorry abouts Chaplin takin’ your stuffs Lu. Butts, I thinks you needs to be wary of that blue dude…..he always seemed to gets Dennis into troubles. Like missing your belly rub! that would be tragic!
    Ruby ♥


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