Cleared For Takeoff

Lulu: “What does this funny round mat have to do with finding out about trolls?”
Producer Smurf: “This is Dennis’s old Magic Flying Coaster. We’ll be smurfing it to smurf various examples of trolls so that I can smurf you how they’re different from cats.”

Lulu: “Ahhh! What’s all that smoke? Is this some kind of vaping machine?”
Producer Smurf: “No, that’s part of the magic.”

Spicoli: “What’s going on, dudes? Are we having an adventure?”
Producer Smurf: “Smurf off, Spicoli! I’m smurfing this tour, not you!”

Spicoli: “Well maybe I want to go on your tour too, dude.”
Producer Smurf: “You’re not invited!”
Lulu: “Hey we’re floating up in the air!”
Producer Smurf: “Of course we are! Why do you smurf it’s smurfed a magic flying coaster?”
Mr. Nibbles: “Oh dear. What’s going on over there?”
Mouse: “The smurf convinced Lulu to go on an expedition to learn how to tell trolls and cats apart, so I asked Spicoli to tag along and keep an eye on things.”

Spicoli: “Too late, we’re up in the air now. Guess you’re stuck with me. Anybody want a snack?”
Mr. Nibbles: “Are you sure Spicoli is the best choice of chaperone?”
Mouse: “Well, you work with what you have. I would have gone myself but after an hour with that smurf I would chew my own tail off.”
Lulu: “This thing is amazing. How does it work?”
Producer Smurf: “I told you, it’s magic.”
Lulu: “So in other words you have no idea.”

Chaplin: “Did somebody say ‘snack’? I want some!”

Chaplin: “Corn chips? What kind of crummy snack is that?”
Spicoli: “Dude! Do not disrespect the corn chips!”
Producer Smurf: “Ahh! All you stowaways are smurfing up my profit margin for this trip! You’ll be smurfing from my lawyer!”
Lulu: “If this thing is really a giant coaster, shouldn’t there be drink service on this flight?”
Charlee: “Chaplin! Using the Magic Flying Coaster to get higher up than me is cheating!”
Mr. Nibbles: “Should I start calling around to see which dungeon Bugs Bunny is in right now?”
Mouse: “Probably.”

12 Comments on “Cleared For Takeoff

  1. Laughing. Now Pinkie wants a ride on the magic coaster too. She loves the idea of being higher than Midnight. Funny!

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