Trollty Towers


Spicoli: “Dude. Seriously. This is not the time to be rolling around in the snow.”
Lulu: “So this stuff is called ‘snow’? I like it!”
Producer Smurf: “Will you quit smurfing around and smurf back on the Magic Flying Coaster? You’re smurfing up my troll tour.”
Chaplin: “Wheee! I’m way up high! Charlee has never been this high up! I win!”
Troll: “Har jeg fått noe på hodet?”*


Lulu: “Why don’t you take the MFC and fetch the trolls and bring them here to show me while I luxuriate in this cool fluffiness?”
Producer Smurf: “Well for starters I don’t know if you’ve smurfed this yet but some trolls are rather smurfing large.”
Spicoli: “Much as I like the idea of sending the smurf on a wild troll chase, dude, if he takes the, uh, MFC to fetch trolls, we’ll be stuck here without transportation.”
Chaplin: “Tough troll hide makes a great scratching post!”
Troll: “Stopp, det kribler!”**


Chaplin: “I’m going to find out if this tunnel goes all the way through to the other side!”
Troll: “Kom ut av øret mitt!”***
Lulu: “If the Magic Flying Coaster is really magic, I’m sure it can handle carrying a few trolls the size of office buildings, right?”
Spicoli: “Dude, we need to consider the direction this whole tour is going …”
Producer Smurf: “What, you think we can just smurf the coaster into some kind of giant troll-carrying platform?”



Producer Smurf: “Hmm. I could smurf a lot more tickets for my troll tour now that the Magic Flying Coaster is so big.”
Chaplin: “Well that was the ickiest tunnel I’ve ever been in.”
Spicoli: “Dude … Is that … Is that a giant ball of troll ear wax?”
Lulu: “Eww, that smells terrible. Could you flatten it out so I can roll in it?”
Troll: “Jeg kan høre igjen!”****

* “Have I got something on my head?”
** “Stop, that tickles!”
*** “Get out of my ear!”
**** “I can hear again!”
Norwegian translations provided (probably badly) by Google Translate.

7 thoughts on “Trollty Towers

  1. Eeeeewwwwww! Troll ear wax is gross!!!! I don’t thinks you want to roll in that Lulu! I thinks some nice deer poo would be more to your liking! BOL!!!
    I can’t waits to see how the coaster flies with now! hehehe
    Ruby ♥


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