Ear Ear

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Lulu: “So you just made the Magic Flying Coaster bigger by talking about it?”
Producer Smurf: “Smurfs that way, yes.”
Troll: “Jeg sier deg, du må komme hit og la denne katten krype gjennom ørene dine.”*

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Lulu: “And you had no idea it could do that.”
Producer Smurf: “Not a smurfing clue.”
Troll: “Nei, det kostet meg ingenting. Han gjorde det bare gratis.”**

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Lulu: “And the Magic Flying Coaster has been around for how long?”
Producer Smurf: “Since 2009.
Troll: “Hold på, spør jeg ham.”***

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Lulu: “And it didn’t occur to anyone in all that time to maybe read the manual?”
Spicoli: “Dude, the Magic Flying Coaster was Dennis’s invention. Even if it had a manual, no one would be able to read it.”
Producer Smurf: “And he would have smurfed it to pieces as soon as it was printed.”
Spicoli: “Truth.”
Troll: “Hei, katt, hva ville du ta for å krype gjennom øregangene til tjue eller tretti av vennene mine?”****
Chaplin: “Det er ikke nok penger eller kattemynte i verden til det.”*****

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Producer Smurf: “Since when do you smurf Norwegian, Chaplin?”
Chaplin: “Cats speak all languages. You can’t properly ignore somebody if you don’t know their language.”
Troll: “Jeg ringer deg tilbake. Jeg tror jeg blir nødt til å overtale ham.”******
Lulu: “Maybe we should conduct some experiments and find out what else it can do.”
Spicoli: “To be honest, dude, if we’re going to be trying to make things happen just by asking for them, let’s start by asking for Producer Smurf’s pants to be (A) bigger and (B) on the troll, because that scenery over there is really starting to disturb me.”

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Producer Smurf: “Ahhh! What’s smurfing on?! Make it stop!”
Spicoli: “Okay, this is now officially the best road trip ever.”
Lulu: “Hmm, interesting. I think you should have specified that Producer Smurf wouldn’t still be in the pants when that happened.”
Spicoli: “Why would I specify that?”
Troll: “Jeg føler meg plutselig veldig innesperret.”*******


* “I’m telling you, you have to come over here and let this cat crawl through your ears.”
** “No, it didn’t cost me anything. He just did it for free.”
*** “Hang on, I’ll ask him.”
**** “Hey, cat, what would you charge to crawl through the ear canals of twenty or thirty of my friends?”
***** “There is not enough money or catnip in the world for that.”
****** “I’ll call you back. I think I’m going to have to persuade him.”
******* “I suddenly feel very confined.”

8 Comments on “Ear Ear

  1. That cat cannot be bought, he has principles!
    The MFC is like the gift that just keeps on giving. Nobody reads user manuals. That’s what makes things so smurfing exciting! x

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