The Oceanside Animals
And their imaginary friends
No Deposit No Return
Producer Smurf: “All right, I am smurfing this tour to an early stop and we are smurfing back home before it goes any more smurfways than it already did.”
Lulu: “Well, if you really want to cancel the tour that’s fine. But I’ll need a refund on my fare.”
Producer Smurf: “No refunds!”
Ragnar: “På tide å finne en annen motetilstand.”*
* “Time to find another fashion emergency to resolve.”
Lulu: “No refunds, eh? We’ll see about that.”
Spicoli: “Hey, dude, I have a question.”
Producer Smurf: “What?”
Spicoli: “Where did you get the new pants from?”
Producer Smurf: “I smurfed them out of snow.”
Chaplin: “Isn’t that kind of cold and uncomfortable?”
Producer Smurf: “You have no smurfing idea.”
Producer Smurf: “Beat it! No more stowaways! I’m not smurfing a free shuttle service here!”
Lulu: “Hmm, stubby little arms. Not a lot of belly rub potential, unless you’re into getting belly rubs from chunky shoes.”
Spicoli: “And who might you be, little fuzzy bearded dude?”
Troll Wizard: “I’m a troll wizard.”
Producer Smurf: “You are not! Trolls don’t have wizards! If you’re a troll wizard, then I’m a talking rutabaga!”
Rutabaga: “Oh, come on!”
Chaplin: “At least you’re not wearing pants made out of snow anymore, right?”
Spicoli: “If you’re a troll wizard, then I have a lifetime supply of Doritos waiting for me back at the house.”
Troll Wizard: “What are Doritos?”
Lulu: “Ah, suddenly it all makes sense.”
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Chunky-shoe belly rubs sound painful. I’d pass on that, Lu.
Love and licks,
Cupcake
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Snowpants just sound way too cold!
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A talking rutabaga would be less annoying than a smurf.
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A troll wizard might be very useful back at home base, guys.
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Hmmm, this is getting very interesting!
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Now I want Doritos.
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We are stuck on how this all makes sense??? Not to us!!!:)
Woos – Lightning, Misty, and Timber
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Totally makes sense….maybe
BOL!
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Rosy, Jakey & Arty
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