I Think We All Learned Something Today

Lulu: “Well I think I understand the main difference between trolls and cats now.”
Spicoli: “And what is it, dude?”
Lulu: “People keep cats as pets.”
Pineapple: “Ahhhh! You crazy cat! Stop smurfing on my foliage!”

Spicoli: “Dude, are you saying you actually learned something from that smurf’s ridiculous expedition?”
Lulu: “I guess maybe I did.”
Spicoli: “Oh boy. Does that mean we have to pay him?”
Lulu: “He’s a pineapple. How do you pay a pineapple?”
Pineapple: “I’m serious! Quit smurfing around! I don’t know what body part that foliage corresponds to!”

Lulu: “Well I’m ready to head back home and get a belly rub, I think.”
Spicoli: “And I’m ready for some Doritos, dude. But our pilot is a pineapple at the moment.”
Lulu: “How is he the pilot? How is anybody the pilot? This Magic Flying Coaster thing doesn’t have any controls.”
Spicoli: “That’s all part of the magic, dude.”
Pineapple: “If I end up losing my wonderful head of hair because you ate it all, you’ll be smurfing from my lawyer!”
Chaplin: “Hair? What hair? You’ve never had any hair.”
Pineapple: “Yes I do! It’s underneath my hat!”
Chaplin: “You have flowers underneath your hat.”
Pineapple: “That was in the spring. But this time of year I totally have hair underneath my hat.”
Chaplin: “Pffft. Hair underneath your hat. I’d like to see that.”

Bugs Bunny: “Ehhh, what’s up, Docs? Fancy meeting you here! This don’t look like Albuquerque! Or a dungeon!”
Producer Smurf: “What’s everyone smurfing at? And why is my hat so heavy all of a sudden?”
Spicoli: “That’s quite a head of hare, dude.”